History Funny / MegasXLR

* Jamie repeatedly [[OvercomplicatedMenuOrder makes unreasonable demands to a food replicator, not getting that it only creates food]].

** When Kiva says it's just TV, Coop imagines a happy world without TV where he is left as a pauper.

* Earlier in the episode, Coop and Georgie are trying to outcompete the other about who is the better gamer, with Coops impressive resume making Georgie look rather pale. Georgie finally "wins" by stating he's beaten the latest "Love Those Lurps" (nr 7!!) game. Coop's disgusted reaction at Georgie playing games meant for toddlers is just hilarious.

--->'''Jamie:''' Coop! You can't lose, man! I got digits from alien girls with green skin! ''[[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe GREEEEEN SKIIIIIN!!!]]''

--> '''Coop''': [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Man, what did the Glorft do to you?!]]

-->'''Goat''': ''A '''real''' hero would have gotten some digits.'' (holds up paper with one of the Ultra Chicks number)

* Coop's ImagineSpot of using Megas to destroy [[AcceptableTargets the DMV]] while laughing like a madman. Said spot lasts nearly 30 seconds, which may not seem like much, but that's a half minute dedicated purely to destroying a single one-story building.

* Most all of Coop's reasons for why he's defeating the enemy, especially when someone points out why they're not accurate, or worse; his fault.

* After Jamie unknowingly takes control of Megas, the mech begins going ''crazy'', jamming itself into the ground, flying about like crazy, and pounding itself on the head with a giant steel beam. Throughout the whole thing, there are multiple cuts to Gorrath watching silently in what almost looks like outright ''concern'' for the mech suddenly going insane.

* The Ultra Cadets offend Coop by telling him he's chubby instead of fat.

* Jamie repeatedly makes unreasonable demands to a food replicator, not getting that it only creates food.

[[AC:Unsorted]]
* Megas is being blindly remote controlled by Jamie, so Megas is causing mass destruction and basically walking around mindlessly. The Glorft commander is looking at this with a [[http://i.imgur.com/8pdE3Wl.jpg face of abject confusion.]] Then a little old lady in a car pulls up to an intersection as the light turns red. Megas takes a hit and plows across the intersection, leaving a massive trench in the street. The light turns green, and the little old lady drives ''right over the edge,'' complete with requisite scream.

[[AC:"The Fat and the Furious"]]
* After finally cornering Coop after trying to acquire the McGuffin from a game of "Catch" on automobiles: '''Gorrath:''' I must admit that your strategies are strange and cunning... but mostly strange.
* Coop and his friend Tiny have a performance competition between Megas and Tiny's CoolCar. It gets funny because Tiny actually manages to TIE with Coop, because his car has finesse for some events that Megas doesn't, such as the Tractor Pull (Megas is too clumsy and just tears off the front bumper), and Stereo System (Tiny has more bass).
** The Frankenstenian monstrosity Goat enters in the car show, claiming it's a sure winner. He's clearly built it out of at least four different cars.
** After the show, not to mention the fight against the Glorft who crashed the party is over, who ends up winning? ''Kiva''! Everyone was impressed by the way she fixed the CPU core that Coop had ruined (first by ''filling it with spray cheese'' and then by spiking it like a football because he got carried away after a chase with the Glorft).
** Goat is flirting with a woman outside the show when Megas smashes through the wall, making her scream and run off. Goat, having his back turned, has no idea what her problem was and checks his breath.
--> '''Goat''': Sour cream and onion? Who doesnt love that?
* Manual mode, where Coop controls it using Power Glove-like things and a DDR pad. Obviously such a mode would be useful, right? Except for the fact Coop is so out of shape he can't even use it for a minute without getting exhausted.

[[AC:"Bad Guy"]]
* The hot dog eating contest in the opening, where Coop predictably outclasses the competition, including a very professional japanese speed eater. Coop even ''keeps eating'' after winning, and he's still hungry afterwards!
** A horrified Kiva claims the contest is the most horrific thing she's ever seen, both in this and her own time. Keep in mind that she originates from a BadFuture where humanity is fighting a losing war against an alien invasion!
* Ender gave us this:
--> '''Ender''': "Now I am free to conquer and destroy! Or destroy and conquer! Or just destroy!"
** There's also Coop's reaction to being accused of being in league with Ender:
-->'''Coop''': "The only "league" i'm in is the Jersey City bowling league, and we ain't no threat to the Universe."
-->'''Jamie''': "Or even to the other bowlers."
-->''(Kiva {{face palm}}s)''
-->'''Coop''': (dejected) "Although the shirts are nice."
* It's ''got'' to be Coop emulating the [[strike:Franchise/PowerRangers]] [[strike:Anime/ScienceNinjaTeamGatchaman]] S-force's CombiningMecha ability... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8cCyNp9fNo by shoving Megas's arms and legs up the rear ends of their mecha as they sob from the violation.]] Then having it ''[[CrazyEnoughToWork work]]''.
* The ending where the S-Force become slackers and slobs just like Coop.

[[AC:"DMV: Department of Megas Violations"]]
* Coop's ImagineSpot of using Megas to destroy [[AcceptableTargets the DMV]] while laughing like a madman. Said spot lasts nearly 30 seconds, which may not seem like much, but that's a half minute dedicated purely to destroying a single one-story building.
** Even funnier is the small detail of the background. When Coop starts shooting, the buildings in the background look a certain way. When the dust clears before [[OverlyLongGag Coop starts blasting again]], the background looks significantly different with bigger newer buildings set up. In Coop's fantasy, he spent literal YEARS shooting the DMV.
* Coop tries to get out of the written test by saying he needs to go save his friend from a giant monster. One of the other people taking the test tries the same excuse.
* This bit:
--> '''Coop''': This alien chick thinks she can get my ride towed, make me go to the DMV and take a road-test!? I DON'T NEED NO STINKING ROAD TEST!
--> '''Jamie''': Eh, dude, none of that stuff is her fault.
--> '''Coop''': Yeah...Well she's still trying to kidnap Kiva, that ain't cool neither.
* While doing the driving test, Coop ends up doing his usual DrivesLikeCrazy routine trying to keep up with Davros and Kiva, terrifying the supervisor. We then get this scene near the end:
--> '''Coop''': *annoyed by a high-pitched screaming* Jamie, stop [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a girl!]]
--> '''Jamie''': It's not me, it's him! *camera pans out to the supervisor shrieking and cowering in his seat*
--> '''Coop''': Hey, you, stop screaming like Jamie!
* When Coop is upset to learn that Darklos was after Kiva rather than him, Kiva decides to cheer him up by lying that Darklos was after him all along.
* During the credits the camera pulls back to show that Darklos is doing petty community service by picking up litter, and the Megas crew tormenting her by crumpling up bits of paper to throw on the ground for her to pick up. Another CallBack to ''WesternAnimation/{{Downtown}}'', which had the exact same credits gag, except with Alex and Jen doing the same to Chaka.

[[AC:TV Dinner]]
* Jamie's total fear at Coop's largest enemy—a living planet that eats everything. He's not impressed with Coop's bravado.
-->'''Coop:''' So what, I've smashed bigger things before!
-->'''Jamie:''' '''NO YOU HAVEN'T! THAT THING IS A FLIPPIN' PLANET!'''
* One of Coop's few displays of actual logic:
-->'''Jamie:''' So, what about this "planet killer" guy?\\
'''Coop:''' What are you worried about, then? You're not a planet!
* After dealing with a '''[[GeniusLoci giant planet with a monstrous maw]]''' [[CombatTentacles along with countless tentacles]], we have this sparkling gem from Gorrath, whom we see from the beginning of the episode, has modified his ship to carry a [[WaveMotionGun gigantic beam weapon]] on the underside of his ship begin the charging sequence as he is pissed off at being [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass defeated by Coop so many times over]] by now that he's resorted to just destroying the whole planet instead of recovering their 'Prototype' as his Second-in-Command states what will happen if they do so, with Gorrath replying [[CaptainObvious "Your penchant for stating the obvious is getting old commander. OF COURSE IT WILL!"]]. Just as it's about to fire, the remains of the aforementioned planet-sized creature, coupled with the classic "Pop Rocks & Soda" method that Coop used earlier to kill it, does tremendous damage to the ship, but also completely destroys their "Ultimate Planet Destroyer", [[RageQuit deeply infuriating Gorrath yet again.]]
--> (Gorrath's UPD device fully deploys, complete with a "chink" sound after a tiny antenna finishes the device's deployment)
--> '''Gorrath''': "Fire!"
--> (as the Ultimate Planet Destroyer is about to fire...)
--> '''Gorrath's Mook''': "Uhhhhhh... Sir...?"
--> '''Gorrath''': "Wha?!"
--> ( The remains of the planet-sized creature rain down upon the ship, and also detaches the Ultimate Planet Destroyer from Gorrath's Command Ship, which ends up utterly destroyed afterward, along with extensive damage to his ship)
--> '''Gorrath''': "Uggh... What was that...?"
--> '''Gorrath's Second-in-Command''': "Sir! All systems malfunctioning! And the Ultimate Planet Destroyer has been, umm... destroyed."
--> '''Gorrath''': "I lead the most feared armada in the universe, and one pathetic monkey-man continues to thwart me... '''HOW?! HOW DOES HE DO IT?!?!'''"

[[AC:"Thanksgiving Throwdown!"]]

[[AC:"All I Wanted Was a Slushie"]]
* An SUV cuts off Coop, who's piloting MEGAS [[ItMakesSenseInContext on the freeway]]. Coop responds by picking up the SUV and sticking it on the roof of a skyscraper.
* The entire confrontation with the REGIS MK-V, in which Coop counters the REGIS's OminousLatinChanting and [[LargeHam robotic hamminess]] with one-shots out of annoyance and biting sarcasm.
-->'''REGIS MK-V:''' '''The invincible REGIS MK-V mocks your futile attempts at destruction.'''\\
'''Coop:''' Mock-- *slams a button on his controls* ''--this''!\\
(MEGAS throws a Hadouken, blasting a hole through the middle of it.)
* REGIS faces off against the first foe who dares oppose him... a fire hydrant.
--> '''REGIS MK-V:''' '''Stand aside or you will be struck down.''' ''[{{beat}}]'' '''Die then.''' ''[uses EyeBeams to slice off the top]'' '''You are no match for the superior tactical abilities of the REGIS MK-V!'''\\
(Children flock to the spouting water.)
* After being told by Kiva to try something different, which Coop does, we get the following:
--> '''Kiva:''' Just to reiterate, smashing bad.\\
'''Jamie:''' You know, normally I'm pro-smashing, and I hate to agree with future girl, but maybe smashing's not the way to go this time.\\
'''Coop:''' We ''tried'' no smashing, and that didn't work. I'm sticking to my strengths, and smashing... is my strengths! I just need to find the right way to smash him.
--> '''Coop:''' (looks at console, which has numerous buttons for various types of direct physical attacks, then fires the laser gating at REGIS, which gets riddled with holes and falls apart) See? That wasn't smashing!
* How seriously the show takes REGIS as well. Sure, he becomes a huge threat later, but at first he's just a small robot and no one even notices him when he's firing off mini lasers. What's especially hilarious is that the only reaction is a bunch of kids running over to play in the water, oblivious to the killer robot.
* Kiva not being so above it all in the third episode.
--> '''Kiva''': Now if you excuse me, I have a destructive alien robot to examine.\\
'''Coop''': You want us to pick up you something (from the store)?\\
'''Kiva''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah, a new time flux unit so I can get out of this neanderthal nightmare and go back to saving humanity's future]].\\
'''Coop''': *awkwardly* Uh, I don't think they got that. {{Beat}} You want some beef jerky instead?\\
'''Kiva''': *Glances back* {{Beat}} *smiles* Sure!
* Coop sinking to desperate measures to get his Mega Slush:
-->'''Jamie''': We could try Hoboken...\\
'''Coop''': Yeah... but that's ''[[PlaceWorseThanDeath Hoboken]].''
** Coop STILL obsessing over the damn Mega Slush at the end, despite the destruction of the Regis-Mk 5 having caused a ''nuclear winter'', making the whole heat issue moot.

[[AC:"The Fat and the Furious"]]
* After finally cornering Coop after trying to acquire the McGuffin from a game of "Catch" on automobiles: '''Gorrath:''' I must admit that your strategies are strange and cunning... but mostly strange.
* Coop and his friend Tiny have a performance competition between Megas and Tiny's CoolCar. It gets funny because Tiny actually manages to TIE with Coop, because his car has finesse for some events that Megas doesn't, such as the Tractor Pull (Megas is too clumsy and just tears off the front bumper), and Stereo System (Tiny has more bass).
** The Frankenstenian monstrosity Goat enters in the car show, claiming it's a sure winner. He's clearly built it out of at least four different cars.
** After the show, not to mention the fight against the Glorft who crashed the party is over, who ends up winning? ''Kiva''! Everyone was impressed by the way she fixed the CPU core that Coop had ruined (first by ''filling it with spray cheese'' and then by spiking it like a football because he got carried away after a chase with the Glorft).
** Goat is flirting with a woman outside the show when Megas smashes through the wall, making her scream and run off. Goat, having his back turned, has no idea what her problem was and checks his breath.
--> '''Goat''': Sour cream and onion? Who doesnt love that?
* Manual mode, where Coop controls it using Power Glove-like things and a DDR pad. Obviously such a mode would be useful, right? Except for the fact Coop is so out of shape he can't even use it for a minute without getting exhausted.

[[AC:TV Dinner]]
* Jamie's total fear at Coop's largest enemy—a living planet that eats everything. He's not impressed with Coop's bravado.
-->'''Coop:''' So what, I've smashed bigger things before!
-->'''Jamie:''' '''NO YOU HAVEN'T! THAT THING IS A FLIPPIN' PLANET!'''
* One of Coop's few displays of actual logic:
-->'''Jamie:''' So, what about this "planet killer" guy?\\
'''Coop:''' What are you worried about, then? You're not a planet!
* After dealing with a '''[[GeniusLoci giant planet with a monstrous maw]]''' [[CombatTentacles along with countless tentacles]], we have this sparkling gem from Gorrath, whom we see from the beginning of the episode, has modified his ship to carry a [[WaveMotionGun gigantic beam weapon]] on the underside of his ship begin the charging sequence as he is pissed off at being [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass defeated by Coop so many times over]] by now that he's resorted to just destroying the whole planet instead of recovering their 'Prototype' as his Second-in-Command states what will happen if they do so, with Gorrath replying [[CaptainObvious "Your penchant for stating the obvious is getting old commander. OF COURSE IT WILL!"]]. Just as it's about to fire, the remains of the aforementioned planet-sized creature, coupled with the classic "Pop Rocks & Soda" method that Coop used earlier to kill it, does tremendous damage to the ship, but also completely destroys their "Ultimate Planet Destroyer", [[RageQuit deeply infuriating Gorrath yet again.]]
--> (Gorrath's UPD device fully deploys, complete with a "chink" sound after a tiny antenna finishes the device's deployment)
--> '''Gorrath''': "Fire!"
--> (as the Ultimate Planet Destroyer is about to fire...)
--> '''Gorrath's Mook''': "Uhhhhhh... Sir...?"
--> '''Gorrath''': "Wha?!"
--> ( The remains of the planet-sized creature rain down upon the ship, and also detaches the Ultimate Planet Destroyer from Gorrath's Command Ship, which ends up utterly destroyed afterward, along with extensive damage to his ship)
--> '''Gorrath''': "Uggh... What was that...?"
--> '''Gorrath's Second-in-Command''': "Sir! All systems malfunctioning! And the Ultimate Planet Destroyer has been, umm... destroyed."
--> '''Gorrath''': "I lead the most feared armada in the universe, and one pathetic monkey-man continues to thwart me... '''HOW?! HOW DOES HE DO IT?!?!'''"

[[AC:"Dude, Where's My Head?"]]
* Jamie asks Coop "Wasn't I always there for you?" and we then see a montage of Coop in situations where Jamie failed to show up. What sells it is how the montage ends with Coop somehow being stood up at ''Jamie's'' birthday party.
* After Jamie unknowingly takes control of Megas, the mech begins going ''crazy'', jamming itself into the ground, flying about like crazy, and pounding itself on the head with a giant steel beam. Throughout the whole thing, there are multiple cuts to Gorrath watching silently in what almost looks like outright ''concern'' for the mech suddenly going insane.
* Goat and Tiny see Mecha-Megas and think that Coop gave Megas a new paint job. Gorrath is not amused by their apparent lack of intelligence.

* The credits show them on a date. [[TinyGuyHugeGirl With her in Ultra form]].

** One episode shows that Coop for some reason put in buttons saying "Destroy The World", "Smite The World", "Destroy The World WORSE" and "Save The World" (which is, of course, broken).

* "DMV: Department of Megas Violations"
** Coop's ImagineSpot of using Megas to destroy [[AcceptableTargets the DMV]] while laughing like a madman. Said spot lasts nearly 30 seconds, which may not seem like much, but that's a half minute dedicated purely to destroying a single one-story building.
*** Even funnier is the small detail of the background. When Coop starts shooting, the buildings in the background look a certain way. When the dust clears before [[OverlyLongGag Coop starts blasting again]], the background looks significantly different with bigger newer buildings set up. In Coop's fantasy, he spent literal YEARS shooting the DMV.
** Coop tries to get out of the written test by saying he needs to go save his friend from a giant monster. One of the other people taking the test tries the same excuse.
** While doing the driving test, Coop ends up doing his usual DrivesLikeCrazy routine trying to keep up with Davros and Kiva, terrifying the supervisor. We then get this scene near the end:
--> '''Coop''': *annoyed by a high-pitched screaming* Jamie, stop [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a girl!]]
--> '''Jamie''': It's not me, it's him! *camera pans out to the supervisor shrieking and cowering in his seat*
--> '''Coop''': Hey, you, stop screaming like Jamie!
** When Coop is upset to learn that Darklos was after Kiva rather than him, Kiva decides to cheer him up by lying that Darklos was after him all along.
** During the credits the camera pulls back to show that Darklos is doing petty community service by picking up litter, and the Megas crew tormenting her by crumpling up bits of paper to throw on the ground for her to pick up. Another CallBack to ''WesternAnimation/{{Downtown}}'', which had the exact same credits gag, except with Alex and Jen doing the same to Chaka.

* In his second appearance, Magnanimous has escaped the vortex, sporting a rather nasty scar over one eye, and blames Coop for his new disfigurement - a minor facial twitch. The scar is never adressed at all.
* Megas is being blindly remote controlled by Jamie, so Megas is causing mass destruction and basically walking around mindlessly. The Glorft commander is looking at this with a [[http://i.imgur.com/8pdE3Wl.jpg face of abject confusion.]] Then a little old lady in a car pulls up to an intersection as the light turns red. Megas takes a hit and plows across the intersection, leaving a massive trench in the street. The light turns green, and the little old lady drives ''right over the edge,'' complete with requisite scream.

* If the idea of shipping Jamie and Kiva wasn't bizarre enough (especially for Coop), "Terminate Her" raises the possibility that he could have gotten together with Kiva's ''ancestor''.
-->[The two are CaughtOnTheJumbotron as "Caught In Love".]\\
'''Tiny:''' Yo, man, that Jamie?\\
'''Goat:''' Nah, that guy's with a girl.
** Even funnier if you realize its a direct reference to a joke in the creators previous series, Downtown, with Alex and Serena in place of Jamie and Kiva.
* In the Vegas episode, this exchange occurs whilst Goat and Georgie are at a video game contest, wondering when Coop is going to arrive:

* Coop leads the Glorft on a massive chase through their mothership with just his car, destroying dozens of mechs. When they're finally cornered, he summons Megas to him, because where was the fun in just doing it from the start?
* Ender gave us this:
--> '''Ender''': "Now I am free to conquer and destroy! Or destroy and conquer! Or just destroy!"
** There's also Coop's reaction to being accused of being in league with Ender:
-->'''Coop''': "The only "league" i'm in is the Jersey City bowling league, and we ain't no threat to the Universe."
-->'''Jamie''': "Or even to the other bowlers."
-->''(Kiva {{face palm}}s)''
-->'''Coop''': (dejected) "Although the shirts are nice."
* MEGAS's Fog Horn in "Space Booty" could not have gone off at a better time!
* From "Rearview Mirror, Mirror":

* From the Ultra-Chicks episode, Goat, of all people, rubbing Jamie's failures with women in his face.
-->'''Goat''': ''A '''real''' hero would have gotten some digits.'' (holds up paper with one of the Ultra-Chicks number)
** The credits show them on a date. [[TinyGuyHugeGirl With her in Ultra form]].
** The scene where Jamie is bragging about all his victories to the swooning Ultra-Chicks, and we see a flashback... which just shows his face crudely pasted on top of Coop's body (and Coop on Jamie's) while showing clips from his fights against the Glorft and Ender.
** Nova takes so long to finish transforming, that her teammates stare in disbelief at her continuing to spin long after they already finished changing.
* Coop goes into one of his speeches before he goes into battle. The problem is he does it to Gorrath as they are working together.
-->'''Coop''': Sorry, force of habit.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q70UnH7OAHY Grrkek brags that he has the strength to destroy a thousand planets, and rhetorically asks Coop where he's going to start.]]
-->'''Coop''': [[SarcasmMode Uh, I don't know....]] [[YourMom Your mom's house?]]
-->'''MEGAS gets punted'''
** One fan analyzes this joke and realizes it has far more depth than one would initially expect from a YourMom joke.
--> '''Commentator:''' (Implying that his mom’s house is as big as a planet which indirectly calls her fat as well) + (Saying he should start with his mom’s house). This double yo momma joke is one of the best ever concieved.
** Grrkek's FateWorseThanDeath. "I lerp you."
--> '''Grrkek (after discovering that the Lerps just keep coming):''' "I demand you return me to my inter-dimensional prison!"
** Earlier in the episode, Coop and Georgie are trying to outcompete the other about who is the better gamer, with Coops impressive resume making Georgie look rather pale. Georgie finally "wins" by stating he's beaten the latest "Love Those Lurps" (nr 7!!) game. Coop's disgusted reaction at Georgie playing games meant for toddlers is just hilarious.
* One episode has Coop end up getting captured by the Glorft after one of his ill-adviced modifications teleport him onto their mothership. Gorrath has him captured and brought to the dungeons for the JackBauerInterrogationTechnique - except, this being Coop, Gorrath uses CoolAndUnusualPunishment instead, by tempting him with a Mega Slush, then smashing it when Coop refuses. Coop screams in agony like he's being disembowled.
** Gorrath's second attempt involves bringing in a cheesesteak and eating it in front of him. What makes this especially hilarious is that Gorrath clearly finds it revolting and has to force a smile. Not to mention Coops TranquilFury.
--> '''Coop''': I'm going to remember this when I'm back in my bot!
** Kiva and Jamie have a minor bonding moment while they're kept prisoner by the Glorft, and get along much better when they're back in Megas. Coop is a bit freaked out about how nice they're being to each other.
--> '''Coop''': [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Man, what did the Glorft do to you?!]]
* "Dude, Where's My Head?"
** Jamie asks Coop "Wasn't I always there for you?" and we then see a montage of Coop in situations where Jamie failed to show up. What sells it is how the montage ends with Coop somehow being stood up at ''Jamie's'' birthday party.
** After Jamie unknowingly takes control of Megas, the mech begins going ''crazy'', jamming itself into the ground, flying about like crazy, and pounding itself on the head with a giant steel beam. Throughout the whole thing, there are multiple cuts to Gorrath watching silently in what almost looks like outright ''concern'' for the mech suddenly going insane.
** Goat and Tiny see Mecha-Megas and think that Coop gave Megas a new paint job. Gorrath is not amused by their apparent lack of intelligence.
* The ending of "Bad Guy", where the S-Force become slackers and slobs just like Coop.
** The hot dog eating contest in the opening, where Coop predictably outclasses the competition, including a very professional japanese speed eater. Coop even ''keeps eating'' after winning, and he's still hungry afterwards!
** A horrified Kiva claims the contest is the most horrific thing she's ever seen, both in this and her own time. Keep in mind that she originates from a BadFuture where humanity is fighting a losing war against an alien invasion!

* Coop's controls in MEGAS get their share, too, with the "Missiles" - "More Missiles" - "All The Missiles" combo, the "You heard the man, kids - Super Destructor Mode" button, and one conveniently labeled "Five Minutes Left Until End of Episode". But few have as much humor as this:
-->'''Coop:''' Well, maybe you'll like this better, then!\\
* Coop hits a button labeled '''This Better Then'''.*
** One episode shows that Coop for some reason put in buttons saying "Destroy The World", "Smite The World", "Destroy The World WORSE" and "Save The World" (which is, of course, broken)

* The absolute best moment has be during the REGIS MK-V episode. After being told by Kiva to try something different, which he does we get the following:

--> '''Coop (looks at console, which has numerous buttons for various types of direct physical attacks, then fires the laser gating at REGIS, which gets riddled with holes and falls apart):''' "See? That wasn't smashing!"
* How seriously the show takes REGIS as well. Sure he becomes a huge threat later, but at first he's just a small robot and no one even notices him when he's firing off mini lasers. What's especially hilarious is that the only reaction is a bunch of kids running over to play in the water, oblivious to the killer robot.

--> '''REGIS MK-V:''' '''Stand aside or you will be struck down.''' ''[{{beat}}]'' '''Die then.''' ''[uses EyeBeams to slice off the top]'' '''You are no match for the superior tactical abilities of the REGIS MK-V!''\\

* Smashes the robot on HIS side*
-->'''Coop:''' There, '''now''' it's fair.

-->'''REGIS MK-V:''' [[AC:The invincible REGIS MK-V mocks your futile attempts at destruction.]]\\
'''Coop:''' Mock *slams a button on his controls* ''this''!\\
* MEGAS throws a Hadouken, blasting a hole through the middle of it.*

--> '''REGIS MK-V:''' [[AC:Stand aside or you will be struck down.]] ''[{{beat}}]'' [[AC:Die then.]] ''[uses EyeBeams to slice off the top]'' [[AC:You are no match for the superior tactical abilities of the REGIS MK-V!]]\\
* children flock to the spouting water*

* Most all of Coop's reasons for why he's defeating the enemy, especially when someone points out why they're not accurate, or worse; his fault.
* Manual mode, where Coop controls it using Power Glove-like things and a DDR pad. Obviously such a mode would be useful, right? Except for the fact Coop is so out of shape he can't even use it for a minute without getting exhausted.

--> '''Magnanimous''': AHHH! IT HURTS!! -oh wait, no it doesnt- GAH! *is flung into the singularity*\\

* The whole character of T-Bot. He is the most daringest, uncaringest, belt-wearingest bot in da' universe! He will trounce you, flounce you, and utterly denounce you! Until Coop punches him out, asking "What ya got to rhyme with ''that'', sucka?!"

* If the idea of shipping [[RelationshipVoiceActor Jamie and Kiva]] wasn't bizarre enough (especially for Coop), "Terminate Her" raises the possibility that he could have gotten together with Kiva's ''ancestor''.

* One of Coop's few displays of actual logic:
-->'''Jamie:''' So, what about this "planet killer" guy?\\
'''Coop:''' What are you worried about, then? You're not a planet!

* Jamie's total fear at Coop's largest enemy—a living planet that eats everything. He's not impressed with Coop's bravado.
-->'''Coop:''' So what, I've smashed bigger things before!
-->'''Jamie:''' '''NO YOU HAVEN'T! THAT THING IS A FLIPPIN' PLANET!'''
* How Jamie's reputation as a lovable coward was cemented in the pilot episode. Coop has just finished showing off MEGAS to him for the first time, Jamie eagerly hops into the passenger's seat, only to have Kiva suddenly warp in with three heavily-armed robots, guns trained on the cockpit.
-->'''Jamie:''' -throwing up arms- I'm not with him!

* This little gem from episode 1 as Coop, Kiva and Jamie face down a whole army of glorft with only a damaged robot to assist them.
-->'''Jamie:''' These odds seem kind of unfair.
-->'''Coop:''' You're right, it is unfair.\\
* Smashes the robot on HIS side*
-->'''Coop:''' There, '''now''' it's fair.

* After dealing with a '''[[GeniusLoci giant planet with a monstrous maw]]''' [[CombatTentacles along with countless tentacles]], we have this sparkling gem from Gorrath, whom we see from the beginning of the "TV Dinner" episode, has modified his ship to carry a [[WaveMotionGun gigantic beam weapon]] on the underside of his ship begin the charging sequence as he is pissed off at being [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass defeated by Coop so many times over]] by now that he's resorted to just destroying the whole planet instead of recovering their 'Prototype' as his Second-in-Command states what will happen if they do so, with Gorrath replying [[CaptainObvious "Your penchant for stating the obvious is getting old commander. OF COURSE IT WILL!"]]. Just as it's about to fire, the remains of the aforementioned planet-sized creature, coupled with the classic "Pop Rocks & Soda" method that Coop used earlier to kill it, does tremendous damage to the ship, but also completely destroys their "Ultimate Planet Destroyer", [[RageQuit deeply infuriating Gorrath yet again.]]
--> (Gorrath's UPD device fully deploys, complete with a "chink" sound after a tiny antenna finishes the device's deployment)
--> '''Gorrath''': "Fire!"
--> (as the Ultimate Planet Destroyer is about to fire...)
--> '''Gorrath's Mook''': "Uhhhhhh... Sir...?"
--> '''Gorrath''': "Wha?!"
--> ( The remains of the planet-sized creature rain down upon the ship, and also detaches the Ultimate Planet Destroyer from Gorrath's Command Ship, which ends up utterly destroyed afterward, along with extensive damage to his ship)
--> '''Gorrath''': "Uggh... What was that...?"
--> '''Gorrath's Second-in-Command''': "Sir! All systems malfunctioning! And the Ultimate Planet Destroyer has been, umm... destroyed."
--> '''Gorrath''': "I lead the most feared armada in the universe, and one pathetic monkey-man continues to thwart me... '''HOW?! HOW DOES HE DO IT?!?!'''"

* From the episode "The Fat and the Furious", after finally cornering Coop after trying to acquire the McGuffin from a game of "Catch" on automobiles: '''Gorrath:''' I must admit that your strategies are strange and cunning... but mostly strange.
* An SUV cuts off Coop, who's piloting MEGAS [[ItMakesSenseInContext on the freeway]]. Coop responds by picking up the SUV and sticking it on the roof of a skyscraper.

* Coop sinking to desperate measures to get his Mega Slush:
-->'''Jamie''': We could try Hoboken...\\
'''Coop''': Yeah... but that's ''[[PlaceWorseThanDeath Hoboken]].''
** Coop STILL obsessing over the damn Mega Slush at the end, despite the destruction of the Regis-Mk 5 having caused a ''nuclear winter'', making the whole heat issue moot.
* Most all of Coop's reasons for why he's defeating the enemy, especially when someone points out why they're not accurate, or worse; his fault.
* Manual mode, where Coop controls it using Power Glove-like things and a DDR pad. Obviously such a mode would be useful, right? Except for the fact Coop is so out of shape he can't even use it for a minute without getting exhausted.

* In the car show episode, Coop and his friend Tiny have a performance competition between Megas and Tiny's CoolCar. It gets funny because Tiny actually manages to TIE with Coop, because his car has finesse for some events that Megas doesn't, such as the Tractor Pull (Megas is too clumsy and just tears off the front bumper), and Stereo System (Tiny has more bass).
** The Frankenstenian monstrosity Goat enters in the car show, claiming it's a sure winner. He's clearly built it out of at least four different cars.
** After the show, not to mention the fight against the Glorft who crashed the party is over, who ends up winning? ''Kiva''! Everyone was impressed by the way she fixed the CPU core that Coop had ruined (first by ''filling it with spray cheese'' and then by spiking it like a football because he got carried away after a chase with the Glorft).
** Goat is flirting with a woman outside the show when Megas smashes through the wall, making her scream and run off. Goat, having his back turned, has no idea what her problem was and checks his breath.
--> '''Goat''': Sour cream and onion? Who doesnt love that?

** And the first time he flew over said junkyard after finding the robot, Goat looked up and screamed "Where's my two bucks?!" Coop ''never'' paid him the two bucks.

** REGIS faces off against the first foe who dares oppose him... a fire hydrant.
---> '''REGIS MK-V:''' [[AC:Stand aside or you will be struck down.]] ''[{{beat}}]'' [[AC:Die then.]] ''[uses EyeBeams to slice off the top]'' [[AC:You are no match for the superior tactical abilities of the REGIS MK-V!]]\\

** The absolute best moment has be during the REGIS MK-V episode. After being told by Kiva to try something different, which he does we get the following:

** How seriously the show takes REGIS as well. Sure he becomes a huge threat later, but at first he's just a small robot and no one even notices him when he's firing off mini lasers.
*** What's especially hilarious is that the only reaction to the above is a bunch of kids running over to play in the water, oblivious to the killer robot.
*** Now imagine all of that being said in the voice of [[Creator/MichaelDorn Worf.]]
** Kiva not being so above it all in the third episode.

* "Battle Royale"
** The episode opens with Coop, Jamie, and Kiva watching a ''Series/{{Battlebots}}'' / ''Series/RobotWars'' ripoff in MEGAS' cockpit. Not one of them is impressed.

** Even better is that the nerds controlling the bots are clearly Alex and his friends from ''WesternAnimation/{{Downtown}}''.
** Magnanimous's introduction. 'Nuff said.

** During the climax fight against Magnanimous, who is stupidly controlling his mech as it's unprotected head, Coop "decapitates" him, separating Mag's from his robot.

** The fact that the episode features [[Creator/BruceCampbell Bruce Freakin' Campbell]] as the villain, has one of the best lines ever:

** Jamie placing bets on Coop. He casually dumps the contents of his pocket on the bookie counter (a paper clip, some lint, and a couple dollar bills and change), to which the bookie throws away the cash and takes the junk.
*** later he's seen with [[ALadyOnEachArm a couple hot alien girls]] on his side, along with multiple bags of cash, but when Coop starts losing, he pleads for him to win.

** The high point of that episode is the very end, when Coop defeats Magmanimous with a '''weapons-grade karaoke machine'''. It is so destructive that Coop has more security measures to activate it than his nukes. Jamie is horrified, saying that ''no one'' deserves this kind of punishment.