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'''Trevor Slattery:''' Yeah, but when an actor tells you he's [[BlatantLies "done the research"]] it means he's switched on his computer, googled his own name and had a quick [[ADateWithRosiePalms wank!]]

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'''Trevor Slattery:''' Yeah, but when an actor tells you he's [[BlatantLies "done the research"]] it means he's switched on his computer, googled his own name and had a quick [[ADateWithRosiePalms wank!]]wank!
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* The explanation for why Tony talked to General Ross instead of Nick Fury or Agent Coulson; the World Security Council wanted the Abomination for the Avengers Initiative, and demanded that SHIELD send an agent to get him from Ross, and Coulson and Sitwell knew that was [[TooDumbToLive one of the dumbest possible ideas ever]], so they sent Stark in to sabotage the meeting.

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* The explanation for why Tony talked to General Ross instead of Nick Fury or Agent Coulson; the World Security Council wanted the Abomination for the Avengers Initiative, and demanded that SHIELD send an agent to get him from Ross, and Ross. Coulson and Sitwell knew were well aware that was [[TooDumbToLive one of quite possibly the dumbest possible ideas worst idea ever]], so they sent Stark in to sabotage the meeting.
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* It's hilarious to see Jackson Norris, a serious reporter/[[spoiler:Ten Rings agent]], doing all he can to keep a straight face listening to Trevor and failing.
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-->'''Cashier''': Wait! What do I tell the police?
-->''{{beat}}''
-->'''Coulson''': Tell them the Tae Bo tapes really paid off.
* "Excuse me, but I also have this gun." Oh, Coulson, you're such a {{Troll}}.

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-->'''Cashier''': Wait! What do I tell the police?
-->''{{beat}}''
-->'''Coulson''':
police?\\
''{{beat}}''\\
'''Coulson''':
Tell them the Tae Bo tapes really paid off.
* (casually) "Excuse me, but I also have this gun." Oh, Coulson, you're such a {{Troll}}.



-->'''Jackson Norris:''' Trevor, you told me that when you got this role that you'd researched it thoroughly.
-->'''Trevor Slattery:''' Yeah, but when an actor tells you he's [[BlatantLies "done the research"]] it means he's switched on his computer, googled his own name and had a quick [[ADateWithRosiePalms wank!]]

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-->'''Jackson Norris:''' Trevor, you told me that when you got this role that you'd researched it thoroughly.
-->'''Trevor
thoroughly.\\
'''Trevor
Slattery:''' Yeah, but when an actor tells you he's [[BlatantLies "done the research"]] it means he's switched on his computer, googled his own name and had a quick [[ADateWithRosiePalms wank!]]



-->'''Jackson Norriss:''' There's someone who wants to meet you.
-->'''Trevor:''' Do I know him?
-->'''Jackson Norriss:''' No, but you took his name, and now he wants it back.
-->'''Trevor:''' ({{beat}}) Sorry, still don't get it.

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-->'''Jackson Norriss:''' There's someone who wants to meet you.
-->'''Trevor:'''
you.\\
'''Trevor:'''
Do I know him?
-->'''Jackson
him?\\
'''Jackson
Norriss:''' No, but you took his name, and now he wants it back.
-->'''Trevor:'''
back.\\
'''Trevor:'''
({{beat}}) Sorry, still don't get it.
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* The Title, for starters.

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* The Title, title, for starters.
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* The Title, for starters.
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* The explanation for why Tony talked to General Ross instead of Nick Fury or Agent Coulson; the World Security Council wanted the Abomination for the Avengers Initiative, and demanded that SHIELD send an agent to get him from Ross, and Coulson and Sitwell knew that was [[TooDumbTooLive one of the dumbest possible ideas ever]], so they sent Stark in to sabotage the meeting.

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* The explanation for why Tony talked to General Ross instead of Nick Fury or Agent Coulson; the World Security Council wanted the Abomination for the Avengers Initiative, and demanded that SHIELD send an agent to get him from Ross, and Coulson and Sitwell knew that was [[TooDumbTooLive [[TooDumbToLive one of the dumbest possible ideas ever]], so they sent Stark in to sabotage the meeting.
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* The explanation for why Tony talked to General Ross instead of Nick Fury or Agent Coulson.

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* The explanation for why Tony talked to General Ross instead of Nick Fury or Agent Coulson.Coulson; the World Security Council wanted the Abomination for the Avengers Initiative, and demanded that SHIELD send an agent to get him from Ross, and Coulson and Sitwell knew that was [[TooDumbTooLive one of the dumbest possible ideas ever]], so they sent Stark in to sabotage the meeting.



->'''Cashier''': Wait! What do I tell the police?

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->'''Cashier''': -->'''Cashier''': Wait! What do I tell the police?



->'''Coulson''': Tell them the Tae Bo tapes really paid off.

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->'''Coulson''': -->'''Coulson''': Tell them the Tae Bo tapes really paid off.

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* Jackson Norriss points out that Trevor claimed he researched his Mandarin role thoroughly, except Trevor explains that that means the actor went on Google, looked up his name, then had a wank of weed:

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* Jackson Norriss points out Trevor's dirty little secret:
-->'''Jackson Norris:''' Trevor, you told me
that Trevor claimed he when you got this role that you'd researched his Mandarin role thoroughly, except Trevor explains that that it thoroughly.
-->'''Trevor Slattery:''' Yeah, but when an actor tells you he's [[BlatantLies "done the research"]] it
means the actor went he's switched on Google, looked up his name, then computer, googled his own name and had a wank of weed:quick [[ADateWithRosiePalms wank!]]

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* Trevor explaining acting:
-->'''Trevor''' When an actor says he did the research all it means is he Googled the name and had a wank.
* Jackson Norriss reveals that [[spoiler:the Mandarin is real and he's very angry at Trevor for stealing his name.]]

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* Jackson Norriss points out that Trevor explaining acting:
-->'''Trevor''' When an
claimed he researched his Mandarin role thoroughly, except Trevor explains that that means the actor says he did the research all it means is he Googled the name and went on Google, looked up his name, then had a wank.
wank of weed:
* Jackson Norriss reveals that [[spoiler:the Mandarin is real and he's very angry pissed off at Trevor for stealing his name.]]



-->[[spoiler:'''Hammer''']]: Who does [Trevor] think he is? [[spoiler:I led an army of robots.]] What's he got, a funny accent? Looks like the lovechild of [[UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden Bin Laden]] and Creator/BennyHill.

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-->[[spoiler:'''Hammer''']]: -->[[spoiler:'''Justin Hammer''']]: Who does [Trevor] think he is? [[spoiler:I led an army of robots.]] What's he got, a funny accent? Looks like the lovechild of [[UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden Bin Laden]] and Creator/BennyHill.
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-->'''Trevor''' When an Actor says he did the research all it means is he googled the name and had a wank.
* The interviewer reveals that [[spoiler:the Mandarin is real and he's very angry at Trevor for stealing his name.]]
-->'''Interviwer:''' There's someone who wants to meet you.

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-->'''Trevor''' When an Actor actor says he did the research all it means is he googled Googled the name and had a wank.
* The interviewer Jackson Norriss reveals that [[spoiler:the Mandarin is real and he's very angry at Trevor for stealing his name.]]
-->'''Interviwer:''' -->'''Jackson Norriss:''' There's someone who wants to meet you.



-->'''Interviewer:''' No, but you took his name, and now he wants it back.

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-->'''Interviewer:''' -->'''Jackson Norriss:''' No, but you took his name, and now he wants it back.
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** Then the end.

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** * Then the end.



[[AC:A Funny Thing]]
* Coulson casually purchasing donuts after saving the cashier from two muggers.
** "Excuse me, but I also have this gun." Oh, Coulson, you're such a {{Troll}}.
-->'''Cashier''': Wait! What do I tell the police?

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[[AC:A Funny Thing]]
Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer]]
* Coulson casually purchasing donuts at a gas station after saving the cashier from two muggers.
** "Excuse me, but I also have this gun." Oh, Coulson, you're such a {{Troll}}.
-->'''Cashier''':
rifle-toting robbers.
->'''Cashier''':
Wait! What do I tell the police?



-->'''Coulson''': Tell 'em the Tae Bo tapes really paid off.

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-->'''Coulson''': ->'''Coulson''': Tell 'em them the Tae Bo tapes really paid off.
* "Excuse me, but I also have this gun." Oh, Coulson, you're such a {{Troll}}.



* Trevor explaining acting

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* Trevor explaining actingacting:
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-->'''Cashier''': Wait! What do I tell the police.

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-->'''Cashier''': Wait! What do I tell the police.police?

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-->'''Interviwer:''' There's someone who wants to meet you.



-->'''Interviewer:''' No, but you took his name.

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-->'''Interviewer:''' No, but you took his name.name, and now he wants it back.
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* Trevor explaining acting
-->'''Trevor''' When an Actor says he did the research all it means is he googled the name and had a wank.

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* TheStinger where [[spoiler: Claire spins around in her chair in her office at SHIELD;bored.]]

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* TheStinger where [[spoiler: Claire spins around in her chair in her office at SHIELD;bored.SHIELD; bored.]]


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* The fact that several hardened prisoners have become Trevor Slattery's fan club.
* The interviewer reveals that [[spoiler:the Mandarin is real and he's very angry at Trevor for stealing his name.]]
-->'''Trevor:''' Do I know him?
-->'''Interviewer:''' No, but you took his name.
-->'''Trevor:''' ({{beat}}) Sorry, still don't get it.
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-->[[spoiler:'''Hammer''']]: Who does [Trevor] think he is? [[spoiler:I led an army of robots.]] What has he got, a funny accent? Looks like the lovechild of [[UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden Bin Laden]] and Creator/BennyHill.

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-->[[spoiler:'''Hammer''']]: Who does [Trevor] think he is? [[spoiler:I led an army of robots.]] What has What's he got, a funny accent? Looks like the lovechild of [[UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden Bin Laden]] and Creator/BennyHill.
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-->[[spoiler:'''Hammer''']]: Who does [Trevor] think he is? [[spoiler:I led an army of robots.]] What has he got, a funny accent? Looks like the lovechild of Bin Laden and Creator/BennyHill.

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-->[[spoiler:'''Hammer''']]: Who does [Trevor] think he is? [[spoiler:I led an army of robots.]] What has he got, a funny accent? Looks like the lovechild of [[UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden Bin Laden Laden]] and Creator/BennyHill.
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* TheStinger, where [[spoiler:Dum-Dum Dugan beholds a recent invention: the bikini. Which is much larger than its modern incarnation.]]

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* TheStinger, where [[spoiler:Dum-Dum Dugan beholds a recent invention: the bikini. Which is much larger than its modern incarnation.]]]]

[[AC:All Hail The King]]
* [[spoiler:[[Film/IronMan2 Justin Hammer]]]]'s cameo in TheStinger.
-->[[spoiler:'''Hammer''']]: Who does [Trevor] think he is? [[spoiler:I led an army of robots.]] What has he got, a funny accent? Looks like the lovechild of Bin Laden and Creator/BennyHill.

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They were not funny entries.


-->'''Coulson''': [[BatmanGambit It worked.]] [[GetOut He had General Ross so mad he tried to have him removed from the bar.]]\\

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-->'''Coulson''': [[BatmanGambit It worked.]] [[GetOut It worked. He had General Ross so mad he tried to have him removed from the bar.]]\\



** And then [[spoiler: Blake asks if she can make coffee, only for her to say no.]]
* TheStinger where [[spoiler: Claire spins around in her chair bored in her office at SHIELD.]]
* Benny and Claire making out while wearing their robber masks was both heartwarming and awkward.

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** And then * [[spoiler: Blake asks if she can make coffee, only for her to say no.]]
* TheStinger where [[spoiler: Claire spins around in her chair bored in her office at SHIELD.]]
* Benny and Claire making out while wearing their robber masks was both heartwarming and awkward.
SHIELD;bored.]]



* Sitwell [[spoiler:whipping out a knife. And continuing to speak calmly. Holy cow that was unexpected.]]

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* Sitwell [[spoiler:whipping out a knife. And continuing to speak calmly. Holy cow that was unexpected.]]

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-->'''Cashier''': Wait! What do I tell the police.
-->''{{beat}}''
-->'''Coulson''': Tell 'em the Tae Bo tapes really paid off.



* After handcuffing a thug, Peggy deliberately attracts the other guards by ordering him to scream for help. He does so... even after all the other guards are knocked out.

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* After handcuffing a thug, Peggy deliberately attracts the other guards by ordering him to scream for help. He does so... even after all the other guards are knocked out. Then, after coming back after knocking out the guard he didn't tell her about...
-->'''Peggy''': ''(looks at the bound guard sternly)'' '''Learn to count'''.
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* Sitwell [[spoiler:whipping out a knife. And continuing to speak calmly. Holy cow that was unexpected.]]

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* Sitwell [[spoiler:whipping out a knife. And continuing to speak calmly. Holy cow that was unexpected.]]

[[AC:Agent Carter]]
* After handcuffing a thug, Peggy deliberately attracts the other guards by ordering him to scream for help. He does so... even after all the other guards are knocked out.
* TheStinger, where [[spoiler:Dum-Dum Dugan beholds a recent invention: the bikini. Which is much larger than its modern incarnation.
]]
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* Sitwell fighting Benny and Claire, then the gun goes off... and [[spoiler: destroys all the stolen money]].
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* Blake's look of surprise [[spoiler: when Sitwell has Benny and Clair join SHIELD. With Claire as his assistant.]]

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* Blake's look of surprise [[spoiler: when Sitwell has Benny and Clair Claire join SHIELD. With Claire as his assistant.]]
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** And then [[spoiler: Blake's asks if she can make coffee only for her to say no.]]

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** And then [[spoiler: Blake's Blake asks if she can make coffee coffee, only for her to say no.]]
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* Benny and Claire making out while wearing their robber masks was both heartwarming and awkward.
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* TheStinger where [[spoiler: Claire spins around in her chair bored in her office at SHIELD.]]

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* TheStinger where [[spoiler: Claire spins around in her chair bored in her office at SHIELD.]]
* Sitwell [[spoiler:whipping out a knife. And continuing to speak calmly. Holy cow that was unexpected.
]]
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* TheStinger where [[spoiler: Claire spinds around in her chair bored in her office at SHIELD.]]

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* TheStinger where [[spoiler: Claire spinds spins around in her chair bored in her office at SHIELD.]]
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[[AC:The Consultant]]
* The explanation for why Tony talked to General Ross instead of Nick Fury or Agent Coulson.
** Then the end.
-->'''Coulson''': [[BatmanGambit It worked.]] [[GetOut He had General Ross so mad he tried to have him removed from the bar.]]\\
'''Sitwell''': How'd that go?\\
'''Coulson''': [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Stark bought the place. It's scheduled for demolition on Tuesday.]]

[[AC:A Funny Thing]]
* Coulson casually purchasing donuts after saving the cashier from two muggers.
** "Excuse me, but I also have this gun." Oh, Coulson, you're such a {{Troll}}.

[[AC:Item 47]]
* The SnarkToSnarkCombat between Sitwell and Blake over the mission.
* Blake's look of surprise [[spoiler: when Sitwell has Benny and Clair join SHIELD. With Claire as his assistant.]]
** And then [[spoiler: Blake's asks if she can make coffee only for her to say no.]]
* TheStinger where [[spoiler: Claire spinds around in her chair bored in her office at SHIELD.]]

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