Funny / Man v. Food

• In Puerto Rico, during the preparation of La Vaca Acosta challenge. Adam makes really funny commentary about the raising quantity of food.
  • "No and then!"
• "I have the libido of 10000 men and can't do anything with it!"
• "I FORGOT ABOUT THE F***ING TRAY!!"
• "I GOT PICKLES! YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!"
• From the "Stupid Wings" Challenge:
  Adam: (When pointing to the chef who is preparing said wings after he just added pure capsaicin extract to an already hotter than hell wing recipe) "You're a dick."
  • "Where's the deep-fried insulin?"
  • When watching spicy sushi rolls being prepared with the seeds of tiny red Chinese peppers:
    Chef: But it's not a ghost chili.
    Adam: Look, don't pee on my head and tell me it's raining, Alex. I know it's going to kill me.
• When Andrew Zimmern met him, and tasted lutefisk with him.
  • The fact that he said it took him a couple of years to even try it.
  Adam: Okay, the fact that you eat flies on a regular basis, but wouldn't eat lutefisk scares me.
  • And then after the actual tasting, Adam's face alone is priceless, but then...
  Andrew: Oh, this is some good lutefisk.
  Adam: How can you tell???
• Boston's Hell Night, Pasta from Hell

  Adam: It's delicious, I know I'm supposed to sit here and cry cause that's what my producer wants but I'm not gonna.

  • Cue 10 Seconds Later
• In the first season, Adam undertakes the Acme Oyster House's 15 Dozen Challenge in New Orleans, where he has to eat 180 oysters. He completes the challenge, and the crowd watching him starts chanting "two dozen more! Two dozen more!" To which Adam roars back with equal fervor, "No (censored) way! No (censored) way!"