Funny / Lucas the Spider

Lots of laughs come from Lucas the Spider, and it's hard to keep track of them. You know you'll be here a while.

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The web shorts:

• From "Scary Stories":
  Lucas: Suddenly, out came a creepy... four-eyed... vacuum cleaner!
• The song he sings to Arlo the owl in "Arlo’s Lullaby", but in particular the second part:
  Lucas: Sleep, sleep little Arlo, sleep/Don’t forget to brush your beak/And if you hear those branches creak/Please don’t pee in your nest.

TV Series:

General Funny Moments

• Lucas's laugh. It's so adorable that you just can't help but laugh along with it.
• Anytime Findley goes nuts for food.
  Lucas: The only thing Findley likes more than food is fun!
  Findley: (comes back to get his food) Almost forgot this!
  Lucas: Maybe not. (giggles)
• Maizie's general clumsiness throughout the series.
• Every single moment of Dimples. She is basically the "Lucas the Spider" equivalent of Robin Williams's Genie!

Season 1

Do You Speak Dance?

• Maizie's cousin Abby dances instead of speaking because she's deaf. So, when Lucas and Findley are trying to dance to her, Findley tries to say, "Nice to meet you"... but accidentally says the dance for "I have to pee".

Lonesome Lucas

• Lucas having fun while everyone else is asleep at beginning of the episode, by going full Risky Business with a dance slide in the door frame, with tiny sunglasses!

"Don't Eat Me" (AKA "To Catch a Fly")

• The plotline of the episode "Don't Eat Me" (AKA "To Catch A Fly"). After seeing a nature documentary about Spiders, Findley becomes terrified of Lucas, now knowing that flies are now natural prey of the spiders. When Findley flies away from Lucas yelling "DON'T EAT ME!" Lucas is confused because he thought Findley knew that he would never eat him. Lucas inadvertently assumes that Findley is just pretending to be scared, and playing a game of chase. Throughout the rest of the episode, Lucas happily chases Findley around the house, accidentally terrifying the fly. Luckily, Findley's fear immediately subsides when Lucas realizes that Findley thought it was real, and apologizes for scaring him saying he would never eat a fly in real life.
  • After Lucas realizes that Findley is actually scared and not pretending, he asks why he thought he would eat him. When Findley responds to that he saw it on the documentary, Lucas responds by saying a sentence thing that all parents in the 21st century now say to their kids.
    Lucas: Somebody needs to spend a little less time on screens.

Boo!

• Avocado thinks Halloween is called "Hallowiener".

Ghost Camp

• When Lucas is still stirring, nervous by Avacado's ghost story, we get this gem; It's revealed Bohdi blows raspberries in her sleep and Avacado sometimes farts in her sleep! Lucas giggles, and most likely, so do we!
• Avocado naming the ghost in her Ghost Story "White Bone" because she saw her toy bone.

Big Jumping Spider!

• The animals think the toilet is called the "inside birdbath".

The Big Squeak

• The whole premise is that Lucas and Findley are acting like surgeons when removing the squeaker from Avocado's squeaky toy.
  Lucas: "Spiky thingie?"
  Findley: (hands Lucas a toothpick) "Spiky thingie."

Too Hot to Handle

• Findley, when he tries to eat the cookies while they're still too hot. They're so hot, he flies around like a jumping bean.
  Findley: (jumping from cookie to cookie)OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!OUCH!
• When Bohdi helps to calm down Findley from his food obsession, she tells him to take deep breaths. He breathes in...and farts instead!
• This exchange from Lucas and Avacado the Dog, as they watch Findley try to race around the house as many times as possible.
  Lucas: How many laps has he done?
  Avacado: (beat) I don't know. I can't count.
  • What makes it even funnier is Avacado has a soroban counter, and when Findley passes by once, she moves one peg, then skips the next one, and moves three more. She's not kidding when she says she can't count!

Hide 'n' Seek with Bodhi the Chameleon

• Lucas trying to change like Bodhi, only to fart instead.

Hey Avocado

• Avocado declaring it the "worst day ever" because some kibble fell in her water bowl, because while she likes wet kibble, she doesn't like water with kibble in it.
  Lucas: "Avocado can be a bit dramatic."

Spinning Webs

• Lucas's first attempts at web building don't end well at all. Findley tries to pretend it looks good, but after Lucas, trying nervously to make it look good tries to spice it up...by adding beads to it. Findley's honest comment is what sells it.
  Lucas: What do you think?
  Findley: To be honest..you sort of made a scary tree.

Skunked

• Avacado's horrified reaction to the smell of skunk stench after she is sprayed by one. The look on her face is priceless!
• Lucas's soda mishap.
• Avacado recounts to Lucas and Findley how her owners managed to get the smell away. A series of photos play out on the screen as she describes it, each one, more hilarious than the other. It starts with her recounting how she was in a tiny pool outside, smiling up at her owners. In the next photo, her face wears a look of panic as she's about to get sprayed with a hose. In the next photo, she's covered in Soap suds, looking VERY TICKED about it (as most dogs don't like baths). In the final photo, she was covered with even more soap suds, as the process was done again to make sure the skunk spray was eliminated. Avacado looks ready to SNAP.
  • What's funnier is she's recounting the whole thing happily, even though it was the complete opposite reaction with the photos.