"I've just done some calculations, and I've been able to determine you're full of shit."
Pudge's first kiss:
We were kissing.
I thought: This is good.
I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all.
I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe.
Suddenly she laughed and pulled away from me. She wiggled a hand out of her sleeping bag and wiped her face. "You slobbered on my nose," she said, and laughed”
Lara and Pudge attempting to have oral sex, which resulted in Alaska having to teach them what to do with a toothpaste tube.
The hip-hop stylings of MC Alaska Young:
“Oh shit did you just dis the feminine gender
I'll pummel your ass then stick you in a blender
You think I like Tori and Ani so I can't rhyme
But I got flow like Ghostbusters got slime
Objectify women and it's fuckin' on
You'll be dead and gone like ancient Babylon.”
The Speaker Day guest lecturer Dr. William Morse, professor of psychology at the University of Central Florida. Also known to his friends as Maxx the stripper.
Lara: You are so hot! I weesh you'd shut up and take off all your clothes!
