Funny / Looking for Alaska
- The basketball games: "I. Am. Concussed."
- "I've just done some calculations, and I've been able to determine you're full of shit."
- Pudge's first kiss:
We were kissing.
I thought: This is good.
I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all.
I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe.
Suddenly she laughed and pulled away from me. She wiggled a hand out of her sleeping bag and wiped her face. "You slobbered on my nose," she said, and laughed”
- Lara and Pudge attempting to have oral sex, which resulted in Alaska having to teach them what to do with a toothpaste tube.
- The hip-hop stylings of MC Alaska Young:
“Oh shit did you just dis the feminine gender
I'll pummel your ass then stick you in a blender
You think I like Tori and Ani so I can't rhyme
But I got flow like Ghostbusters got slime
Objectify women and it's fuckin' on
You'll be dead and gone like ancient Babylon.”
- The Speaker Day guest lecturer Dr. William Morse, professor of psychology at the University of Central Florida. Also known to his friends as Maxx the stripper.
Lara: You are so hot! I weesh you'd shut up and take off all your clothes!