Funny: Logan's Run
- Jessica's meeting with the little angel, Mary.
Jessica: What's your name?
Mary: Mary 2.
Jessica: Where do you live, Mary?
Jessica: Why aren't you in nursery?
Mary: I'm very smart.
Jessica: When are you green? When do you go up?
Mary: I never go upstairs. You're a nice old lady. (little brat steals Jessica's bracelet and runs away)
- Box, just Box. Sure he's a deranged robot, that doesn't mean he wont be nice and polite about it.
Box: I am more than machine. More than man. More than a fusion of the two. Don't you agree? Wait for the winds. Then my birds sing. And the deep grottos whisper my name. Box... Box... Box...
Box: Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here, ready. Fresh as harvest day. Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea. And then it stopped coming. And they came instead. So I store them here. I'm ready. And you're ready. It's my job. To freeze you. Protein, plankton...
- Box getting ready to attack Logan and Jessica, of course it should be frightening but... Box's delivery (not to mention his appearance) is just to laughable to be taken very seriously.
- Logan's blithe "Let's have sex" early on.