Funny / Jonah Hex (2010)

• A squad of soldiers come for Jonah when he's in Lilah's bedroom. His first response?
  "Christ, woman, how many men do you see in a day?"
• "What happened to your face—"
  "Cut mine shaving, what you do to yours?"
• Jonah and Lilah are chained up.
  Jonah: You still got that derringer in your bustle?
  Lilah: No, he took it.
  Jonah: What about that knife in your garter?
  Lilah: Took it.
  Jonah: What about that—
  Lilah: Took it all, Jonah.
  Jonah: Well, searched you pretty darn good, didn't they?
  Lilah: Wouldn't you?
  • Jonah then suggests she use her "feminine wiles" to lure the guard, only for Lilah to reveal she's picked the lock.