Funny / Intolerable Cruelty

  • This exchange:
    Wrigley: Do you have any baby field greens?
    Diner Waitress (straight out of central casting): What did you call me?
    Wrigley: Uh — do you have a green salad?
    Waitress: What the fuck color would it be?
  • This. Just...
    Wrigley: Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag?
  • "Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as 'the silly man'!"
  • When their hired killer "Wheezy Joe" meets them he's gasping for breath and using an inhaler:
    Miles: Are you ... Wheezy Joe?