- This exchange:
Wrigley: Do you have any baby field greens?Diner Waitress (straight out of central casting): What did you call me?Wrigley: Uh — do you have a green salad?Waitress: What the fuck color would it be?
- This. Just...
Wrigley: Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag?
- "Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as 'the silly man'!"