Funny / Intolerable Cruelty

• This exchange:
  Wrigley: I'll have a salad. Baby field greens?
  Diner Waitress (straight out of central casting): What did you call me?
  Wrigley: Uh — do you have a green salad?
  Waitress: What the fuck color would it be?
  Wrigley: [Turns to Miles, hissing] Why are we eating here?!
• This. Just...
  Wrigley: Who needs a home when you have a colostomy bag?
• "Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as 'the silly man'!"
  • The entire courtroom scene:
  Freddy: Objection, your honor! Strangling the witness!
  Judge: I'm going to allow it.
• When their hired killer "Wheezy Joe" meets them he's gasping for breath and using an inhaler:
  Miles: Are you ... Wheezy Joe?