Funny / I Used to Believe

• This person thought that playing with fire would make them wet the bed.
• A girl named Christina cried whenever her father threatened to put her toys in the glove compartment, since she thought the glove compartment was where Laverne & Shirley worked due to the scene in the titles where one of them puts her glove on a bottle.
• This story involves a boy who thought that bodily organs were the same thing as the instrument, and asked two friends of his why we don't hear music from them. One of them farted and the other one said, "There — there's some music from one of Olivia's organs!". Then, both girls laughed, but even to this day, he doesn't know if they were laughing at him for not knowing the double meaning of "organ", or if they just found farts funny.
• A submitter named Christine thought that Laverne & Shirley was X-rated because her parents wouldn't let her watch it. Later, she found out that it was just because it came on after her bedtime.
• One guy named Bruno would fear that an evil Egon Spengler would climb through his bedroom window.
• A girl named Isha wanted a baby sister named, of all things, Dashalina.
• Ria thought that babies came from a website called www.make-a-baby.com, where you could choose the baby's gender, appearance, and personality.
• This submitter thought that lost balloons went to a place called "Balloon Land". They also thought that balloons were sentient, and considered writing to the leader of "Balloon Land", but were worried that an evil balloon would see it and kidnap their mother.