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-->'''Bones''': Plerg hrafizz umgemby, '''''[[MustHaveCaffeine and coffee]].'''''
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-->'''Bones''': Plerg Plergb hrafizz umgemby, '''''[[MustHaveCaffeine and coffee]].'''''
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* The Scotty vs Klingon golf match. Chekov and another Klingon are caddies. It all culminates in [[spoiler:the lot of them being fired at, and Chekov and one Klingon rushing into battle with golf clubs while Scotty and his opponent grumble good-naturedly about their younger friends and follow]]. Some additional details for bonus points: [[spoiler:When it turns violent, the sign reads "hazards bunker left, minefield right." On said hole, they are interrupted, for no apparent reason, by what is ''very'' clearly a LawyerFriendlyCameo by TheBrigadier from ''Series/DoctorWho''. Finally, as a reward for Chekov and his Klingon counterpart are, at the end of the novel, awarded the Direidi Cluster for Courage Under Par.]]
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* The Scotty vs Klingon golf match. Chekov and another Klingon are caddies. It all culminates in [[spoiler:the lot of them being fired at, and Chekov and one Klingon rushing into battle with golf clubs while Scotty and his opponent grumble good-naturedly about their younger friends and follow]]. Some additional details for bonus points: [[spoiler:When it turns violent, the sign reads "hazards bunker left, minefield right." On said hole, they are interrupted, for no apparent reason, by what is ''very'' clearly a LawyerFriendlyCameo by TheBrigadier from ''Series/DoctorWho''. Finally, as a reward for reward, Chekov and his Klingon counterpart are, at the end of the novel, awarded the Direidi Cluster for Courage Under Par.]]
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* The Scotty vs Klingon golf match. Chekov and another Klingon are caddies. It all culminates in [[spoiler:the lot of them being fired at, and Chekov and one Klingon rushing into battle with golf clubs while Scotty and his opponent grumble good-naturedly about their younger friends and follow]].
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* The Scotty vs Klingon golf match. Chekov and another Klingon are caddies. It all culminates in [[spoiler:the lot of them being fired at, and Chekov and one Klingon rushing into battle with golf clubs while Scotty and his opponent grumble good-naturedly about their younger friends and follow]]. Some additional details for bonus points: [[spoiler:When it turns violent, the sign reads "hazards bunker left, minefield right." On said hole, they are interrupted, for no apparent reason, by what is ''very'' clearly a LawyerFriendlyCameo by TheBrigadier from ''Series/DoctorWho''. Finally, as a reward for Chekov and his Klingon counterpart are, at the end of the novel, awarded the Direidi Cluster for Courage Under Par.]]
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-->"You'll excuse us," [=McCoy=] said lightly. "I have to talk to Mr Spock about statistics."\\
[they leave, presumably so [=McCoy=] can die laughing somewhere in private]
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** And you can now view [[https://youtu.be/hemM8rrx2Yw Dilithium and You]] online!
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* Kirk offhandedly mentions his middle name is Tiberius, like the Roman emperor. One "misunderstanding" later and he's welcomed to a dining table with the placard JAMES CALIGULA KIRK.
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* Kirk offhandedly mentions his middle name is Tiberius, like the Roman emperor. One "misunderstanding" later and he's welcomed to a dining table with the placard JAMES CALIGULA KIRK.KIRK and a Roman couch instead of a chair. "He sighed, and reclined."
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* Kirk offhandedly mentions his middle name is Tiberius, like the Roman emperor. One "misunderstanding" later and he's welcomed to a dining table with the placard JAMES CALIGULA KIRK.
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* Kirk contemplating his glass of some bright blue liquid that same morning. Starship captains are a special breed, boldly going etc. he risks a sip. Orange juice.
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* The book provides exposition on dilithium via ''an infomercial''.
** No. More like a filmstrip presentation. Younger people won't get this.
** No. More like a filmstrip presentation. Younger people won't get this.
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* The book provides exposition on dilithium via ''an infomercial''.
** No. More likewhat can only be described as a demented cross between an infomercial, a filmstrip presentation. Younger people won't get this.presentation, and a Bill Nye-style popular science show, with rampant ProductPlacement (thanks, [[MegaCorp Deneva Inc.]]!).
** No. More like
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**No. More like a filmstrip presentation. Younger people won't get this.
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-->'''Kirk''': Spock? ''Spock!'' Someone give the captain a pie! [[NoKillLikeOverkill They do.]]
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-->'''Kirk''': Spock? ''Spock!'' Someone give the captain a pie! pie!
** [[NoKillLikeOverkill They do.]]
** [[NoKillLikeOverkill They do.]]
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-->'''Kirk''': Spock! ''Spock!'' Someone give the captain a pie! [[NoKillLikeOverkill They do.]]
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-->'''Kirk''': Spock! Spock? ''Spock!'' Someone give the captain a pie! [[NoKillLikeOverkill They do.]]
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* During the climactic pie fight, Spock and a team beam into the room.
-->'''Kirk''': Spock! ''Spock!'' Someone give the captain a pie! [[NoKillLikeOverkill They do.]]
-->'''Kirk''': Spock! ''Spock!'' Someone give the captain a pie! [[NoKillLikeOverkill They do.]]
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* Two random crewmembers referring to Mr. Spock behind his back as "Mr. Science".
* Kirk [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] over the prototype decoy that they are about to test, suggesting that they try to get a refund for it if it doesn't work.
* Kirk [[DeadpanSnarker snarking]] over the prototype decoy that they are about to test, suggesting that they try to get a refund for it if it doesn't work.
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-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' Well, it's against Mr. Sulu's religion, these two gentlemen (the Klingons) already have a dictator, and I'm a Democrat.
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-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' Well, You see, ma'am, these two gentlemen already have a dictator, it's against Mr. Sulu's religion, these two gentlemen (the Klingons) already have a dictator, religion... and I'm a Democrat.
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* The whole thing. Highlights include: tossing Klingons down laundry chutes, an insane computer with a milkshake fixation, the barbarian tribe that captures Sulu and [=McCoy=] and promptly breaks out into a Broadway musical number, the Klingon film noir fan, and last but not least, the Klingon vs. Starfleet pie fight.
--->Blueberry, Kirk thought instead of ducking.\\
''Splat.''\\
Blueberry it was.
* [=McCoy=] explaining why he, Sulu, and two Klingons won't KneelBeforeZod (the evil queen):
-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' Well, it's against Mr. Sulu's religion, these two gentlemen (the Klingons) already have a dictator, and I'm a Democrat.
* [=McCoy=] demands to know why Sulu woke ''him'' up to go on an adventure at dawn. He asks why he didn't go to Chekov.
-->'''Sulu:''' I tried Pavel's door first. Whatever he said to me was all in Russian. I understood the gestures, though.
* The Scotty vs Klingon golf match. Chekov and another Klingon are caddies. It all culminates in [[spoiler:the lot of them being fired at, and Chekov and one Klingon rushing into battle with golf clubs while Scotty and his opponent grumble good-naturedly about their younger friends and follow]].
* Through a series of complicated events, Kirk ends up locked in a closet in a cat burglar outfit which is much too small for him. He breaks out of the closet, tearing the outfit in the process. He takes the destroyed costume off, but isn't too happy about the prospect of running around a hotel in undershirt and shorts. The only other article of clothing in the closet is a dress. However, it's also torn, which brings us to this line:
-->He took a long look at the red dress, was rather thankful it was so badly torn up, saving him a tough choice.
** So ''apparently,'' if the dress hadn't been torn, Kirk would have seriously considered wearing it around the hotel.
* Bones [=McCoy=] was [[NotAMorningPerson not a morning person]].
-->'''Bones''': Plerg hrafizz umgemby, '''''[[MustHaveCaffeine and coffee]].'''''
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--->Blueberry, Kirk thought instead of ducking.\\
''Splat.''\\
Blueberry it was.
* [=McCoy=] explaining why he, Sulu, and two Klingons won't KneelBeforeZod (the evil queen):
-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' Well, it's against Mr. Sulu's religion, these two gentlemen (the Klingons) already have a dictator, and I'm a Democrat.
* [=McCoy=] demands to know why Sulu woke ''him'' up to go on an adventure at dawn. He asks why he didn't go to Chekov.
-->'''Sulu:''' I tried Pavel's door first. Whatever he said to me was all in Russian. I understood the gestures, though.
* The Scotty vs Klingon golf match. Chekov and another Klingon are caddies. It all culminates in [[spoiler:the lot of them being fired at, and Chekov and one Klingon rushing into battle with golf clubs while Scotty and his opponent grumble good-naturedly about their younger friends and follow]].
* Through a series of complicated events, Kirk ends up locked in a closet in a cat burglar outfit which is much too small for him. He breaks out of the closet, tearing the outfit in the process. He takes the destroyed costume off, but isn't too happy about the prospect of running around a hotel in undershirt and shorts. The only other article of clothing in the closet is a dress. However, it's also torn, which brings us to this line:
-->He took a long look at the red dress, was rather thankful it was so badly torn up, saving him a tough choice.
** So ''apparently,'' if the dress hadn't been torn, Kirk would have seriously considered wearing it around the hotel.
* Bones [=McCoy=] was [[NotAMorningPerson not a morning person]].
-->'''Bones''': Plerg hrafizz umgemby, '''''[[MustHaveCaffeine and coffee]].'''''
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