Funny / Hot Tub Time Machine

• "Great White Buffalo"
• Adam and Nick listing off reasons why Lou would kill himself. They both think he's passed out but he hears everything.
• Nick's coke-fueled rant about how their situation is like The Terminator.
• The whole dialogue exchange regarding the mysterious Cincinnati Incident:
  Lou: Hey man, can I ask you a question? Does this seem like it's all about Adam again?
  Nick: Yeah, just like Cincinnati.
  Adam: You're gonna bring that up?
  Lou: *suddenly dead serious* We said we weren't going to talk about Cincinnati, ever. Okay?
  Jacob: Is this why you have a shoebox in your closet that says "Cincinnati"?
  Adam: Yeah.
  Lou: What?! That shit's admissible!
  Nick: You keep it in the closet?!
  Adam: What else am I gonna fucking do with it? You can't bury those things!
  Nick: You wrote "Cincinnati" on it?!
  Adam: How do I know which one it's supposed to be?
  Jacob: ...Is it a fetus?
• Two words: Mötley Lüe.
• The Bear Guy.
• Nick delivering a profane and angry phone call to his wife for cheating... except he forgets that she's nine years old and has no idea what he's talking about. However, this ends up making her a better wife than she was in the original timeline.

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