Funny / Harper's Island

  • Cal's revenge on Sully for hitting on his girlfriend, leaving him upside-down in a snare all day because he forgot to return with help, and generally being an ass: getting said girlfriend to get Sully to go to the spa with her and get a "treatment" in which he is stripped naked but for a towel and pair of cucumber slices and slathered with honey, then emptying a pillow of feathers onto him and running away while Sully's friends watch and laugh.
  • "But Gigi is people!" Oh, Lucy...
    • "Gigi is going to be an appetizer if you don't get her off my bar!"
  • Sully's blow-up doll named Muffin.