History Funny / HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences

* "BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE".
* but this is our house :(
* "DARKMAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!"
* "Combine came and put science in me and made me live and strong and big now!"
* "The science flew off Gordon Freeman's face."

* "I know bro but you are hero" John Freeman said back to com''fart'' Gordon."

* "U Sudn't Come Here!"

* In "Free Man" a group of Combines come out of the "hug tower", [[TastesLikeDiabetes surrounded by rainbows]] in the djy1991 adaptation

* The science flew off [[spoiler: Gordon Freeman's face]].

* Many, but special mention must go to "BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE".
** but this is our house :(
** "DARKMAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!"
** "Combine came and put science in me and made me live and strong and big now!"
** The science flew off [[spoiler: Gordon Freeman's face]].
** and the [[Main/RougeAnglesofSatin pants]] were dead
*** The above quote is particularly hilarious [[BilingualBonus if you speak German]] - "dead pants" is the literal translation of the colloquial expression "Toten Hosen", referring to boredom.
** "I know bro but you are hero" John Freeman said back to com''fart'' Gordon."

* The entire VisualPun done by djy1991 are what make Full life consequences hilarious. While Full Life Consequences was bland and just run of the mill Trollfic; it's the lifeless faces, spaghetti like extremities, the broken puppet movements, absurd representation of the ideas (like the motorcyle/bathtub), the subs with all the gramattical erros and the just plain hilarious in crack atmosphere that permate every single second and every single character in the entire video what makes Full Life Consequences [[SurrealHumor this magical travel]] throught the wacko mundo of [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment Full Life Consequences]].
** [[SerialEscalation Not even the sun is immune]], as at one point ''both the sun and some birds[[note]]actually floating headcrabs[[/note]] glitch out'' '''very hard'''.

** John Freeman slowly reaching for a self-destruct button... and then ''slamming his face into the console''.
*** ''Over and over again.''
*** ''While Spider-Man watches.''
** The plume of suspicious gas behind John Freeman as he com''fart''s Gordon Freeman.
** When Henry Freeman says to John Freeman, "Dad! Mom has dead!" and slaps him. Even funnier is John Freeman's response: He yells, "Combines...! You killed wife?!" while bent forward at the waist and at the same time looking straight up into the sky and flailing his arms.
*** And in a [[http://youtu.be/MMktOjbXqmY?t=2m54s YouTube Poop]], John Freeman's dialogue is replaced by [[Videogame/TeamFortress2 Soldier]] screaming "AGH MY SPINE!", which fits perfectly with the visual.
* The [[LiteralMinded accompanying visual]] for the line "The pants were dead" is hilarious.
** Speaking of pants... "The next boss died and John Freeman was happy. He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy." Made even funnier in the djy1991 version, where the video actually shows him planting pants on the ground!
* The animator's [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped sheer confusion]] when attempting to transcribe this passage:

* "Then a big rocket came down and blew a guy's arm off and legs and head and killed other people too." Simply the best description of what happens when a missile explodes. The way that the narrator delivers it in an "UnusuallyUninterestingSight" manner in djy1991's video only makes it even funnier.
* djy1991 interprets John Freeman "turning [[ImmediateSelfContradiction on off]] the computer" as [[RealityBreakingParadox all the computers in the office being sucked into a black hole]].
** Of course that's the second part that goes UpToEleven. Equally hilarious was in the original video when he interpreted "John Freeman got his computer shut down" as John Freeman smashing his hard drive.
* Let's not forget the fact that John Freeman's "motorcycle" as depicted in the videos is literally a bath tub attached to two large wheels- and John Freeman repeatedly does impractical and clearly unsafe backflips with it. Meanwhile his "other more faster motorcycle that had gas in it this time" is basically a living room chair atop a car frame with a few controls.
** He also starts ''[[CargoShip humping]]'' said bike.
* Henry Freeman's mom is somehow able to talk without her head.
** "Stupid humen girl with no head."

* "U Sudn't Come Here!"

** "I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled [[Main/VisualPun at the top of lungs.]]

-->“Son take people on motorcycle and leave city. Make people safe son and nothing happen to them.” John Freeman said to Henry Freeman.\\

** Not even the sun is immune as at point both the sun and some birds glitch out very hard.

* The accompanying visual gag with "it gave them hop!" in the Djy1991 version.

* I can't give you my license, officer. :(
** '''''[[NoIndoorVoice WHY NOT?]]''''' said the officer back to John Freeman.
** ''BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!''
* "The pants were dead!"
* WEPON.
** THE GUN.
* ZOMBIE GOASTS, LEAVE THIS PLACE!
** But this is our home :(

** The above quote is particularly hilarious [[BilingualBonus if you speak German]] - "dead pants" is the literal translation of the colloquial expression "Toten Hosen", referring to boredom.

* [[Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!]]
** "The pants were dead!"
** I can't give you my license, officer. :(

* [[HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!]]