Funny / Green Lantern: First Flight

• Hal interrupting a Guardian during his briefing.
  Guardian: Each Lantern is responsible for patrolling one of 3600 sectors of the universe, but-
  Hal: Sort of like one cop per precinct?
  Guardian: Uh yes, I...I suppose...
  Hal: My uncle was a cop.
  Guardian: Yes, fine, but...
  Hal: 30 years on the Coast City police force, used to let me turn on the siren. Nice guy.
• "Shut your mouth, you stupid little troll!"
  • And the eventual response, coming from Ranakar.
  "Like hell!"
• "It's a fragger!"
  • And when firing it, the fragger goes one way while the mook with the rocket launcher is Recoiled Across the Room even though he's firing a recoilless weapon.
• After the Guardians have appointed Sinestro as Hal's trainer.
  Hal: So what now?
  Sinestro: Now I own your ass.