Funny: Gattaca

  • This line about half an hour in:
    Vincent/Jerome: There's more vodka in this piss than there is piss!
    • In fact, not just the quote above but the entire scene it comes from. It's just before Vincent/Jerome's interview; he needs a urine sample that doesn't have alcohol in it, and given Eugene's drinking problem that's tricky.
    Vincent/Jerome: (after testing that day's sample) Oh for Christ's sake, Eugene, it's eight o'clock in the morning!
  • "We have to get drunk immediately!"
  • "Right-handed men don't hold it with their left."
  • "Oh I could always walk. I've been faking it." Bonus points for being in the middle of a pretty intense scene.
  • That one-liner from the detective at the restaurant before all hell breaks loose:
    "Hi there! I'll be your detective for the evening. Please don't leave the premises. I said nobody leave! Am I speaking in some strange foreign language?"