Funny / Floating Castle

• When confronted face-to-face with the massive Behemoth that had earlier chased and nearly killed him Marcus pauses for a moment and says "Your mother was a gecko." before leading it into a trap
• The only way to defeat Ninjas.

  Tamar: They say you don’t see them until you’re already dead.

  Hector: Yeah, that’s why I fought them with my eyes closed. It wasn’t fun.

• Giselle and Seire's exchange in their quest to take over a warehouse and Seire Comically Missing the Point.

  Giselle: So you were planning on, what, waltzing in and taking everything that isn’t tied down?

  Seire: Why would I leave the stuff that’s tied down? I have scissors. Beat ...Okay, I don’t have scissors. But I can steal some scissors.”

  • From the same chapter:

    Giselle: Nothing's on the table. Or under it or near it, for that matter. Let's all just ignore the table, okay? I think that would be for the best.

• Darren and Mirae give the Goblins explosives. The predictable result occurs. Several weeks later, certain people in town are still bitter about the whole thing, too.
• Julius and Anji just woke up in bed next to each other, courtesy of Eliziya and Marcus's response to their awkward stammering.

  Marcus: Dammit Captain if you want to ask her out: Do it after we get away.

• Marcus and Likovya save Marcus' former employer Elric from the mobs resulting in the following exchange.

  Marcus: Hey, boss, how you doing?”

  Elric: I was fine until I hired you.

• Never mind the fact that after the above mission, Likovya has the naked gall to go and ask for her knife back from the guy she stabbed it into.
• Eliziya has dinner with her "parents", much to Luca's discomfort. It ends with the Heimlich manoeuvre.
• Curtiss and Likovya's quest in the Underground is especially entertaining.