Wedeck, Mark's boss, has a vision of himself...on the toilet. Even worse, when the Blackout occurred, he was also on the toilet...and when he came out, he saw a coworker drowning in a urinal, so he had to give him mouth-to-mouth. Courtney B. Vance manages to tell all this in the most hilarious way ever. See it here.
The FBI agent in "Queen Sacrifice" who does not have porn on his computer at work.
Simon hitting on Janis.
Half the stuff Gabriel says. "Lloyd and Olivia sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I..."
"I hate pickles! I hate lettuce! I hate onions!...I like tomatoes."
I have a HUGE hippocampus, FYI.
"I'm gay." "I will make you gayer."
"The whole penis thing, is kind of a problem for me... because I don't like them." "You're gay?" "I'm super gay."
How could we get this far without "BECAUSE I WAS LOADED, OK?!"
On the radio: "It's the day before the flashforward, and once again everyone's asking: 'What did you see?' So I'll tell you exactly what I saw. I was, and will be, enjoying...enjoying atomic wings at Wing-a-Ding-Ding off Tujunga!"