- Foster demanding breakfast with a gun in his hand, then accidentally firing it at the ceiling and scaring the patrons.
- Foster's mishandling of a rocket launcher.
- To add on to that, a kid teaches him how to use it.
- Before the rocket launcher scene, Foster walks past a douche yelling at people while stuck in traffic. Foster deservedly punches him out cold and continues on his merry way.
- "Hey, you forgot the briefcase! YOU FORGOT THE BRIEFCASE!!"
- Foster shooting up a pay phone after use because an angry man yells at him to hurry up and get off.
- Though the character is creepy and undoubtably malicious, the Neo Nazi gun store owner is pretty funny just by how over-the-top racist and homophobic he is. Every line he says is said with such perfect ham.
- Foster firing a shotgun at an old man's golf cart when he tries to hit him with a golf ball, causing him to have a heart attack and the golf cart to malfunction and speed off toward a lake. As the cart rolls into a lake, the old man begs for his pills, which are in the golf cart.
Foster: Bad news. Your little car's gonna drown. And you're gonna die, wearing that stupid hat. How does it feel?
- The guy who pesters Foster for money in the park who claims he hasn't eaten in three days - except for the sandwich he is currently eating.