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Dr. Bees

• Man: It's a bird!
  Woman: It's a plane!
  Dr. Bees:: It is a plane! And the plane is carrying Dr. Bees!!!
• International Bring a Shit-ton of Bees to Work Day.
  "The situation has only been made worse by the addition of yet more bees!"
• "Later, that VERY SAME BEE!"

#CHANGETHEBEES

• When Dr. Bees makes his first cover revision from the original cover simply portraying a woman getting stung by bees:
  Boss: No, no, NO! The problem with the cover cannot be solved by adding yet more bees, plus actual live bees, plus actual live women getting stung by those bees! CHANGE IT!
• Then the next day, Dr. Bees unveils a statue of him bridal-carrying a bee-person.
  Boss: Wha-?! This isn't even a comic book anymore!
• Each time Dr. Bees turns in a revision, the Boss's cigar got progressively smaller. By the time the latter accepted a cover (which involves the woman stabbing the bee), he was holding a tiny, smoldering stump.

DR. BEES RETURNS

• "Here comes Dr. Bees in the Bee-Mobile!"
  • Which turns out to be a mattress pulled by an elderly woman, not the ultra-cool bee-themed vehicle that drives away.
• "My taxidermied sea cow stuffed with bees should take care of that!"
• Omnipotron trying to get the Cloudcuckoolander that is Dr. Bees to listen to reason.
  Omnipotron: I am not Bee Boy, I am Omnipotron. And in no version of reality do I, nor have I ever, had any affiliation with you, Dr. Bees!
  Dr. Bees: That's a terrible catchphrase, Bee Boy.
• Dr. Bees gleefully accepts the Comforter's offer the only way he could:
  Dr. Bees: My old-fashioned fotoplayer full of BEES oughtta confirm that! (the bees fly out of said fotoplayer)
  Comforter: OH GOD!
  Dr. Bees: As will this illuminated manuscript, BRIMMING WITH BEES! (the comforter runs and screams in pain) As will these Russian doll bees, housing smaller and smaller bees!
  Comforter: (still running and gathering painful swellings) NO! RUSSIAN BEES! ARGH!
  Dr. Bees: As will this GoBots Command Center Playset just RAMMED WITH BEES! (Comforter screams in pain)
  Omnipotron: As will my uhh... regular box containing, ummm... one bee! (Comforter collapses)
• The Comforter is unmasked by Dr. Bees as a regular-looking guy with a beard and receding hairline.
  Dr. Bees: Just as I suspected! AN INDIVIDUAL I DO NOT RECOGNISE!
• Dr. Bees and "Bee Boy" are asked by the police chief what they have to say for themselves.
  Dr. Bees: I sure I hope I don't DIE at the end of this cartoon!
  [everyone begins laughing, the camera zooms in slowly on Dr. Bees's face as the music grows more and more ominous]
  [suddenly, everyone but Dr. Bees is replaced by a desiccated corpse, including Omnipotron.]
  Dr. Bees: Oh, that's WORSE!

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