Funny / Don Giovanni

  • Surprisingly, there is one in the scene where the statue of the Commander shows up. When the Commander asks Giovanni if he will come and dine with him, Leporello gives us this line:
    Leporello: Tell him you don't have time!
  • From Act I:
    Leporello: Is that you, master?
    Don Giovanni: It's me.
    Leporello: Who died? You or the old man?
    Don Giovanni: What a stupid question.