Funny / Dhar Mann

As this is a Funny Moments page, spoilers will be left unmarked. You Have Been Warned

• Most of Steven and Raul's interactions in "Rich Guy Shames a Window Washer":
  • Their first meeting:
  Raul: I...I wash the car?
  Steven: Oh, no. It's happening, it's happening, we're about to get robbed. Do not make eye contact with him, do not make eye contact with him.
  (His wife Michelle ignores him and waves hello)
  Raul: I wash de car?
  Steven: Why are you making eye contact-YOU MADE EYE CONTACT!
  • Once Steven learns what Raul wants from him, he is quick to decline. Too bad he didn't take note of the language barrier between both parties:
  Raul: I wash the car!
  Steven: Oh! No, we're good.
  Raul: Now... is good?
  Steven: No, we're fine!
  Raul: Now is... now fine? OK!
  Steven: No, its fine, no, it's fine! No no, don't wash the car! (imitating Raul) Don't wash the car! Don'twashthecar!Don'twashtheca-!
  (Too late; Raul has already dumped a bucket of water over the car)
  • Steven gives him five dollars to get him going. Unfortunately:
  Steven: Alright, thank you for washing my car that I did not ask for. But here's your five bucks, now back it up!
  Michelle: (disgusted) Really?!
  (Raul obeys)
  Steven: More! (Raul backs off a bit further) More, please!
  Raul: Oh, more wash?
  Steven: No more wash, walk away!
  Raul: I... wash away, yeah, yeah!
  Steven: Not wash away, walk away!
  Michelle: I...I don't think he understands!
  Steven: You took Spanish in college right, how do you say "no"?
  Michelle (clearly taken aback at her husband's ignorance) It's literally the exact thing in English.
  Steven: Is it? (to Raul) NO! NO MORE WASH!
  Raul: Now... the more wash?
  Steven: No!
  Raul: (calling for his mates) HEY! Wash the car! Wash the car!
  Steven: (going Oh, Crap!) No, who are you calling?! No! Oh my God, it's your herd?!
  (Cue Raul's friends arriving under Steven's protests. They all begin washing the car.)
  Steven: Come on!
  • Even Steven's Kick the Dog moment has a somewhat funny moment; after chewing Raul out for his Unwanted Assistance, he tosses his bucket into a tree... except Raul is Crazy-Prepared, so he whips out a second bucket. Steven tosses that one away... before Raul whips out a third bucket, with Steven developing a split-second "WTF" face before completing the moment.
• This exchange between Martin and Mrs. Baker from "Mom ACCUSES Her Son's Black Friend of Stealing":
  Mrs. Baker: Did you just finish the milk? (Martin stops eating the cereal) I was going to drink that!
  Martin: Oh... I'm sorry. Umm, shoot. I...I can pour it back if you want.
• In "KIDS RUIN Mom's JOB INTERVIEW, What Happens Will Shock You", Mikey's mom is gearing up for a job interview at Dr. Andrews' office. Unfortunately, that would mean a potential separation between her son and his best friend, so they decide to sabotage the interview by swapping out her official resume with their own one. So when Dr. Andrews reads her "resume":
  Dr. Andrews: So you got your degree from (Beat) Poopy Pants University?!
  Mikey's Mom: Pardon me?
  Dr. Andrews: And for 20 years, you were a nurse in space? Your references are Chewbacca and Superman?
  Mikey's Mom: (laughs nervously) Are... are you pulling my leg?
• In "MEAN GIRLS Shame Teen FOR ANIME ft. @SSniperWolf", while recapping what the students have said for their wanted careers, the teacher casually mentions that Derek's dream job is to start a pyramid scheme. Right before that, Heather, the antagonist, presents that she wants to be a member of The Real Housewives cast.