Funny: Dark Seed
- Darkseed 2 gives us THE GREATEST MOMENT IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY:
Mike Dawson: What do you know about your missing butcher knife? / What do you know about my shoes getting bloody?
Mike's Mother: Here, Mike. This will explain everything.
(Her head promptly explodes, explaining precisely nothing)
- Mike Dawson manages to show his credentials to the Dark World judge, proving he's allowed to be there, then gets sentenced to death anyway, giving us this gem:
Mike Dawson: Oh no, not the Hall of Death again! The only way out of here is death!
- Mike consistently failing at the carnival games, despite only one of them being rigged. He ends up using alien technology simply to cheat at the games so he can win. His failure at the ring toss game is particularly funny just because of how pathetically weak his throw is.
- Meta-example: Retsupurae riffing on this in their Wrongpurae provides many gems, but perhaps the most unsung of them all is anytime slowbeef & Diabetus impersonate the Sheriff.
- The "Boy Scout's" reaction to one of Mike Dawson's lines. Words cannot even begin to describe.
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