Funny: Dark Seed
- Darkseed 2 gives us THE GREATEST MOMENT IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY:
Mike Dawson: What do you know about your missing butcher knife? / What do you know about my shoes getting bloody?
Mike's Mother: Here, Mike. This will explain everything.
(Her head promptly explodes, explaining precisely nothing)
- Mike Dawson manages to show his credentials to the Dark World judge, proving he's allowed to be there, then gets sentenced to death anyway, giving us this gem:
Mike Dawson: Oh no, not the Hall of Death again! The only way out of here is death!
- Meta-example: Retsupurae riffing on this in their Wrongpurae provides many gems, but perhaps the most unsung of them all is anytime slowbeef & Diabetus impersonate the Sheriff.
- The "Boy Scout's" reaction to one of Mike Dawson's lines. Words cannot even begin to describe.
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