Funny: Dagon

  • Many, but this conversation tops it:
    Uxia: Dagon needs her sacrifice!
    Paul: Fuck Dagon!
    Uxia: Yes, and their child will live forever!
    Paul: But there's a catch. He has to live his life as some kind of half assed fish under the sea!
  • This verges on Black Comedy Rape, but:
    Ezequiel: he fuck her.