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**** And Elias' that says "PORCH MONKEY IN TRAINING"
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** "Say what you will about Jesus, but [[AcceptableTargets leave the "Rings" out of this!]]"

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** "Say what you will about Jesus, but [[AcceptableTargets leave the "Rings" out of this!]]"this!"
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** Randal, completely zoned out, walks right past the firefighters and into the burned-out store. After they shoo him out and he sits down with Dante:
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* Jay being tricked into eating the free food given to him by Jason Lee's character, which was tampered with by putting dead flies in the burger and yellow ice from the urinal put into the soda. Jay's reaction?
--->'''Jay:''' ''(pats Jason Lee's character's shoulder)'' Wow, thanks Pickle Fucker!
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* Jay being tricked into eating the free food given to him by Jason Lee's character, which was tampered with by putting dead flies in the burger and yellow ice from the urinal put into the soda. Jay's reaction?
--->'''Jay:''' ''(pats Jason Lee's character's shoulder)'' Wow, thanks Pickle Fucker!
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* A woman, Emma, sees the words "Eat Pussy" spray painted outside the restaurant Dante and Randal work at and she just shakes her head in disbelief. Jay's reaction to the woman:
--->'''Jay:''' ''(looks at the spray painted words on the wall and then at Emma)'' We totally do.
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** [[ADateWithRosiePalms "I'm sorry, Jesus!"]]

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** [[ADateWithRosiePalms [[SelfAbuse "I'm sorry, Jesus!"]]
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** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGyXqsru7M alternate ending]] to the scene gives us this follow-up:

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** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZGyXqsru7M [[https://youtu.be/-ZGyXqsru7M?t=365 alternate ending]] to the scene gives us this follow-up:

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* The result of Elias getting drunk. [[ADateWithRosiePalms "I'm sorry, Jesus!"]]

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* The result of Elias getting drunk. gets drunk at Dante's going-away party. HilarityEnsues.
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[[ADateWithRosiePalms "I'm sorry, Jesus!"]]Jesus!"]]
** (while staggering around in his underwear) "WOOOOO I LOVE PUSSY AND BEER!!!"


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*** "Kelly can be a guy's name, too! ''Hey!''"
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRxH__fweDA The full version]] of Randal and Dante's "jerking off in the Mooby's bathroom" conversation in the deleted scenes (culminating in a [[CrossesTheLineTwice twistedly hilarious]] IncestIsRelative speculation.)

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRxH__fweDA The full version]] of Randal and Dante's "jerking off in the Mooby's bathroom" conversation in the deleted scenes (culminating in a [[CrossesTheLineTwice twistedly hilarious]] IncestIsRelative incest speculation.)
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** In the DVD deleted scenes, there is an extended version of this scene. The funny part is the comment at the beginning from Kevin Smith saying they didn't want to pay the $18,000 to include "Goodbye Horses" in the deleted scene, so the viewer should '''''pretend''''' they are hearing the song.
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*** It's revealed that Randal picked it up from his grandmother, who also told Randal to be nice to the Jewish kids or they'll put the "Sheeny curse" on him, [[InnocentBigot which Randal thought was cute]]. He and Dante then argue about whether Randal's grandmother was racist or not, with Randal defending her on the grounds of "[[SocietyMarchesOn it's just how they talked back then]]", until he recalls his grandmother once referring to a broken beer bottle as a "nigger-knife", prompting a ''hilariously'' horrified facial expression from Dante. Randal then concedes that his grandmother was "kind of a racist".

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*** It's revealed that Randal picked it up from his grandmother, who also told Randal to be nice to the Jewish kids or they'll put the "Sheeny curse" on him, [[InnocentBigot which Randal thought was cute]]. He and Dante then argue about whether Randal's grandmother was racist or not, with Randal defending her on the grounds of "[[SocietyMarchesOn "[[FairForItsDay it's just how they talked back then]]", until he recalls his grandmother once referring to a broken beer bottle as a "nigger-knife", prompting a ''hilariously'' horrified facial expression from Dante. Randal then concedes that his grandmother was "kind of a racist".
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*** It's revealed that Randal picked it up from his grandmother, who also told Randal to be nice to the Jewish kids or they'll put the "Sheeny curse" on him, [[InnocentBigot which Randal thought was cute]]. He and Dante then argue about whether Randal's grandmother was racist or not, with Randal denying it, until he recalls his grandmother once referring to a broken beer bottle as a "nigger-knife", prompting a ''hilariously'' horrified facial expression from Dante. Randal then concedes that his grandmother was "kind of a racist".

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*** It's revealed that Randal picked it up from his grandmother, who also told Randal to be nice to the Jewish kids or they'll put the "Sheeny curse" on him, [[InnocentBigot which Randal thought was cute]]. He and Dante then argue about whether Randal's grandmother was racist or not, with Randal denying it, defending her on the grounds of "[[SocietyMarchesOn it's just how they talked back then]]", until he recalls his grandmother once referring to a broken beer bottle as a "nigger-knife", prompting a ''hilariously'' horrified facial expression from Dante. Randal then concedes that his grandmother was "kind of a racist".
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** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out, he accidentally [[DoorSlamsYou slams the door open on Jay]] knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay, too, causing Jay to understandably yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

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** When Dante goes out back with Randall to tell the situation regarding Becky's pregnancy, Jay and Silent Bob are out back taking a piss. When Randall goes out, he accidentally [[DoorSlamsYou [[TheDoorSlamsYou slams the door open on Jay]] knocking him down. When Becky follows them outside she hits Jay, too, causing Jay to understandably yell "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
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*** [[TooSoon "You wanna go out sometime?"]]

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*** [[TooSoon "You wanna go out sometime?"]]sometime?"
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* The result of Elias getting drunk.
** [[ADateWithRosiePalms "I'm sorry, Jesus!"]]

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** The fact that said ''Rings'' fan is played by the rather macho-looking Kevin Weisman and, for a second, looks like he could make good on his threat to kick Randal's ass. It makes [[PaperTiger what ultimately does him in]] all the more hilarious.
* The result of Elias getting drunk.
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drunk. [[ADateWithRosiePalms "I'm sorry, Jesus!"]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]]. When ''[[TheSnarkKnight Randal]]'' suffers from SarcasmFailure, you've successfully crossed a line. And then TheStinger...

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]]. When ''[[TheSnarkKnight Randal]]'' suffers from SarcasmFailure, you've successfully crossed a line. And then TheStinger...the punchline...

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]]. When ''[[TheSnarkKnight Randal]]'' suffers from SarcasmFailure, you've successfully crossed a line.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]]. When ''[[TheSnarkKnight Randal]]'' suffers from SarcasmFailure, you've successfully crossed a line. And then TheStinger...
-->'''Randal''': ...have you and Myra even kissed yet?\\
'''Elias''': We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.\\
'''Randal''': (''{{Beat}}'') Listerfiend is her Mouth Troll, isn't it?\\
'''Elias''': (Shakes his head with a frown) [[WomensMysteries Women]].
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]]. When ''[[DeadpanSnarker Randal]]'' suffers from SarcasmFailure, you've successfully crossed a line.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YaX2jLc_ko The Pillow Pants scene]]. When ''[[DeadpanSnarker ''[[TheSnarkKnight Randal]]'' suffers from SarcasmFailure, you've successfully crossed a line.
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* After asking Jay and Silent Bob to cover their ears near the end of the movie, we get this exchange. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.

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* After asking Jay and Silent Bob to cover their ears near the end of the movie, we get this exchange. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.

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