When one of the contestants started calling out the ingredients.
Ted (flatly): Chris, let me do that.
Upon seeing graham crackers in the basket for the appetizer round, one contestant exclaimed, "The crackers kill my life!"
While explaining a dessert made when tofu was in the basket:
Contestant: I used to make a similar dessert when I worked at vegan dinning facility.
Marc Murphy: Is this health food?
Contestant: It's not bad for you...
Ted: Don't tell him that! Tell him there's a stick of butter in it!
In the second judges' episode, one of the shelves in the fridge breaks, causing things to fall all over the floor. Chris Santos remarks that he "broke the pantry".
And when he flat-out runs away, Geoffrey Zakarian telling him to "go back and fix it!", Santos yells "HELL NO!" and cracks up the rest of the competitors.
