- The T-rex being whacked in the groin by Gog.
- And the scene before where he rubs it and the T-rex moans in ecstasy.
- Also when the T-rex gets stoned after eating the bush.
- Tonga's surprise after Atouk tries to enforce Loving Force on Lana.
- This gem:
Midget Caveman: Doodoo! (laughs)Atouk: (surprised) Caca!Nook: (nonchalantly) Shit.
- ... and the others promptly throw the midget caveman face-first into the filthy pile!
- Whenever Tonga tries to hurl a boulder, it's too heavy and he falls backwards.
- The second time he tries it, it isn't - but he forgets to let go and throws himself off the cliff with it.
- Atouk and Lar vs. the (obviously, hilariously fake) giant mosquito. Atouk smashes the mosquito right over Lar's face, sending blood and guts all over. Directly on top of Lar.
- A Nearby Ice Age. And the Abominable Snowman just wanted to make friends.
- The carnivorous plant (just wanted to make love with Atouk)
Tyrannosaurus: RRRRAAOOORRRAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR (pathetically tiny burp)