Funny: Captain America
- Steve and Sharon's first date, during which he proposes to her, even though he doesn't know her real name.
- Unintentional as it may be, that one time where Steve & Bucky were forced to dress as an old lady and a stereotypical 1940s kid, respectively. (It Makes Sense in Context, though. Trust me.)
- Steve once described Machinesmith as just like the Internet, only more evil.