18th Nov: We've switched servers and will be updating the old code over the next couple months, meaning that several things might break. Please report issues here.
Matt: "Hey guys, I got a surprise"
Matt brings in his corpse-girlfriend
Jared: "What the fuck is wrong with you dude?"
Brad throws up
Matt: "Fine, I'll put it back."
Matt takes the corpse in a cart out of the garage