Funny / Big Bad Wolf

• When Derek introduces Sam to the frat boys and their girlfriends.
  Derek: Uh, everybody, this is Sam. Sam, this is...
  Sam: [Cuts him off] Ooh, let me guess! Muffy, Britney, Biff and Chad!
  Derek: Actually, it's uh, Cassie, Melissa, Jason and Alex.
  Sam: Hmm, close.
• Mitch may be a monster, but his lines are barrels of fun when they're coming out of a werewolf's mouth.
  (Kicks a head out the door) GGGOOOAAALLL!
  (Taunting Derek and his friends through the cabin door) Little pigs, little pigs, let me in, or by the hair of my chinny chin-chin, I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll rrrrrrrrriip your guts out!

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