Follow TV Tropes

Following

Funny / Being John Malkovich

Go To

  • Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.note 
    Waiter: Malkovich?
    John Malkovich: [Beat. John Malkovich looks around and gets increasingly horrified] MALKOVICH!!
    Waiter: "Malkovich". [nonchalantly writes down the "food order"]
  • John Malkovich's reaction to the Malkovich world.
    John Malkovich: I have been to the dark side! I have seen a world that no man should see!
  • This dialogue.
    Lotte: We love her, Craig.
    Craig: We?
    Lotte: John and me.
    Craig: Don't forget about me!
    Lotte: Well, you have a Maxine action figure to play with!
  • The orientation video for newcomers to the 7 1/2 floor.
  • "Hey Malkovich, think fast!" (throws beer can at his head)

Top