Funny / Being John Malkovich

  • Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
    Waiter: Malkovich?
    John Malkovich: MALKOVICH!!
    Waiter: Malkovich.
  • John Malkovich's reaction to the Malkovich world
    John Malkovich: I have been to the dark side! I have seen a world that no man should see!
  • Lotte: We love her, Craig.
    Craig: We?
    Lotte: John and me.
    Craig: Don't forget about me!
    Lotte: Well you have a Maxine action figure to play with!