Funny: Being John Malkovich

  • Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
    Waiter: Malkovich?
    John Malkovich: MALKOVICH!!
    Waiter: Malkovich.

  • Lotte: We love her, Craig.
    Craig: We?
    Lotte: John and me.
    Craig: Don't forget about me!
    Lotte: Well you have a Maxine action figure to play with!
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