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'''John Malkovich:''' ''[horrified]'' '''MALKOVICH!!'''\\

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'''John Malkovich:''' ''[horrified]'' ''[{{beat}}. John Malkovich looks around and gets increasingly horrified]'' '''MALKOVICH!!'''\\
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'''Craig''': We?\\
'''Lotte''': John and me.\\
'''Craig''': Don't forget about me!\\
'''Lotte''': Well you have a Maxine action figure to play with!

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'''Craig''': '''Craig:''' We?\\
'''Lotte''': '''Lotte:''' John and me.\\
'''Craig''': '''Craig:''' Don't forget about me!\\
'''Lotte''': Well '''Lotte:''' Well, you have a Maxine action figure to play with!
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIpev8JXJHQ Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.]][[note]]John Malkovich uses the portal and ends up in a world where everyone has his head and can only say his last name.[[/note]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIpev8JXJHQ Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.]][[note]]John Malkovich uses the portal and ends up in a world where everyone has his head and can only say his last name.name, even Malkovich himself.[[/note]]



'''John Malkovich:''' ''(horrified)'' '''MALKOVICH!!'''\\
'''Waiter:''' "Malkovich". ''(writes down the "food order")''

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'''John Malkovich:''' ''(horrified)'' ''[horrified]'' '''MALKOVICH!!'''\\
'''Waiter:''' "Malkovich". ''(writes ''[nonchalantly writes down the "food order")''order"]''
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIpev8JXJHQ Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIpev8JXJHQ Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.]]]][[note]]John Malkovich uses the portal and ends up in a world where everyone has his head and can only say his last name.[[/note]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B4SVSmSZW8 "Hey Malkovich, think fast!"]] (throws beer can at his head)
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009tNfQRd4o The orientation video]] for newcomers to the 7 1/2 floor.
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-->'''Waiter''': Malkovich?\\
'''John Malkovich''': '''MALKOVICH'''!!\\
'''Waiter''': Malkovich.

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-->'''Waiter''': -->'''Waiter:''' Malkovich?\\
'''John Malkovich''': '''MALKOVICH'''!!\\
'''Waiter''': Malkovich.
Malkovich:''' ''(horrified)'' '''MALKOVICH!!'''\\
'''Waiter:''' "Malkovich". ''(writes down the "food order")''



'''Lotte''': Well you have a Maxine action figure to play with!

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'''Lotte''': Well you have a Maxine action figure to play with!with!
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* Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIpev8JXJHQ Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.]]
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* John Malkovich's reaction to the Malkovich world

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* John Malkovich's reaction to the Malkovich worldworld.



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-->'''John Malkovich:''' I have been to the dark side! I have seen a world that ''NO'' man should see!

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-->'''John Malkovich:''' I have been to the dark side! I have seen a world that ''NO'' ''no'' man should see!

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* '''Lotte''': We love her, Craig.\\

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\n----\n* '''Lotte''': John Malkovich's reaction to the Malkovich world
-->'''John Malkovich:''' I have been to the dark side! I have seen a world that ''NO'' man should see!
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-->'''Lotte''':
We love her, Craig.\\
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'''Lotte''': Well you have a Maxine action figure to play with!\

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'''Lotte''': Well you have a Maxine action figure to play with!\with!
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* '''Lotte''': We love her, Craig.\\
'''Craig''': We?\\
'''Lotte''': John and me.\\
'''Craig''': Don't forget about me!\\
'''Lotte''': Well you have a Maxine action figure to play with!\
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**
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* Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

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* Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.Malkovich.
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-->'''Waiter''': Malkovich?\\
'''John Malkovich''': '''MALKOVICH'''!!\\
'''Waiter''': Malkovich.

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* Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.

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