Funny / Becoming Female

• The first two lines in the story.
  Snape: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, POTTER?!
  Harry: I'M MAKING A POTION, YOU GREASY BASTARD!
• Pretty much all the acts in the talent show are amusing. Dumbledore strips down and sings "Naked Time", the Weasley twins sing a "The Villain Sucks" Song about Percy, Hagrid juggles some first years, Pansy gets a random guy to have sex with her on stage (prompting McGonagall to cover the eyes of the first years), Narcissa plays the drums with the Bankruptcy Barrel she'd been wearing, Madame Rosemerta drinks Snape under the table, Seamus Finnegan accidentally lights everything on fire with his magic act, Daphne Greengrass does a bolero dance on a balance beam, Cho Chang cries enough to flood the area, and Neville just spills various things.

---