Penguin's irritable response to learning there's a new bat in town.
Penguin: Batman, Batgirl, Batwoman... What is it about this city, the water!?
Also, later, when he sees two Batwomen.
Penguin: Egads! They're multiplying!
Kathy Duquesne isn't buying her father's denials about the ruckus last night, particularly when she notices one of his mooks is sporting a black eye. "Did no one do that?"
Bruce: Working late again? Roxanne: Yeah. Fortunately my boyfriend is very understanding. What about yours? Girlfriend, I mean! Of course, girlfriend! I mean, considering your reputation and- NOT that it's bad or anything or even any of my business, because it's not, I was just curious! [stops suddenly] How red is my face? Bruce:[cheerfully] Crimson.
Tim's reaction to Barbara calling Bruce.
Bruce:(after Barbara says she's coming back to Gotham) Yes. We'll all be happy to see you.
Alfred: As they say on the streets, "I ain't touching that one."
When Batwoman is unmasked in front of the three mob bosses, a stunned Thorne squeezes his deck of cards so hard they go shooting into Penguin's face.
As Thorne and Penguin attempt to Screw This, I'm Outta Here, Penguin words it as making like cautious birds and migrating south.
After Penguin and Thorne are knocked into the water an struggling to stay afloat, Batwoman quips that she thought penguins liked water.
The "Chase Me" short has numerous funny moments:
At the start of the short, Bruce is approached by three ladies who each want to dance with him. Alfred runs some interference for him and Bruce is seen diving into a closing elevator to get away.
At the start of Batman and Catwoman's chase, Catwoman lands on top of a tour bus, and pauses to pose as some tourists take pictures of her.
The two end up blowing out the tires of a milk truck tanker and causing it to tip over and spill. This washes away several stray cats and poor Bullock, who just exited a doughnut shop.
When Batman finally has Catwoman cornered, she notices how he got scratched earlier and tries to lean in to kiss him, only for Batman to push her away. As Catwoman is looking down, sad at being rejected, Batman suddenly smirks and sweeps her into his arms and kisses her himself.