Funny / Batman and Robin Eternal

• Upon meeting Bluebird and Spoiler, Dick is shocked at the number of new teenaged superheroes running around Gotham
  Dick: They giving out costumes in cereal boxes now!?
• Steph's Brick Joke when interacting with Dick.
  Steph: (Seeing Dick's silhouette scaling up her building towards her apartment using fancy gymnastics) ...kiss me, Sexy Batman.
  Steph: (Upon confronting Dick and seeing his face) Oh my gosh, I knew you were a sexy Batman.
• At the end of the same issue, Dick and Tim call Jason to warn him about both Cassandra and the Orphan. Jason, currently armed and armored as the Red Hood with a gun pointed in Cassandra's face, answers with a "Yello?" and proceeds to calmly ask for the assassin's desciption.
• Stephanie introducing herself to Dick, while clearly grinning under her mask and offering a friendly handshake, followed by Dick's unenthused response:
  Steph: I'm the Spoiler. Enemy of crime and people who don't like purple.
  Dick: Your real name. It's important.
  Steph: ::sigh:: Stephanie. Stephanie Brown.
• Jason Todd isn't particularly worried about his ability to combat a "ninety pound girl" held at gunpoint until Cassandra beats him up and kicks him through a jukebox.
  • After recovering, Jason notices one of the discs in the jukebox is an album by Cheap Trick. He asks when they came out with a new album... only to realize that the album came out in 2009.
• Dick interrupting the fight between Cass and Jason by casually pinning Jason's "Japanese Military Cyber-Armor" blades (which are attached to his arms) on a bar counter. Jason's still seen struggling to get his blades loose.
  • Funnily enough, once he does, he's shown to be surprisingly chill about the whole thing, even pouring himself another beer from the tavern's tap.
    Jason: Well, she wasted a perfectly good beer. On the other hand, she interrupted a pool game I wasn't going to win, so I guess I owe her five hundred bucks.
• Tim's idea for interrogating Cass? Giving her candy.
• Upon learning about Mother:
  Dick: Mother's some kind of human trafficker. But what kind of person needs a "designer human being"?
  Jason: Maybe someone who could use a loyal child soldier or three?
  beat
  • Going by his reaction in the next panel, even Jason was surprised by what he just suggested.
• By issue #7, Jason was finally able to bring Tim into a bar.
• When Harper suggests stealing a dress for Cassandra:
  Dick: I didn't hear that. Write down the name of the store. I'll send a check.
• The Brick Joke in #9: Tim's shark-repellant Batspray turns out to be real!
• Midnighter joins the party! And is assigned Mission Control. He's not happy about that and happily reminds Dick every chance he gets.
  Midnighter: You wake me at night, you don't let me punch kids — this marriage has really gone downhill.
• Apparently, one of the conditions for Black Canary agreeing to help was that Red Hood had to tell the rest of the team that she didn't like him when he informed them that she was in.
• Jonathan Crane tries to get into the head of Spoiler, who was sent to guard him. She easily shuts him down, and while he stands there fuming, Jason yoinks him away through one of Midnighter's doors to a chemical processing plant.
• Cullen's description of Midnighter finally sees canon usage of the fandom's running joke^note  More often than not, when describing Midnighter to those who are unfamiliar with the character, the go-to starter would always tend to be: "He's gay Batman." regarding Midnighter's origin:

  "...And there's a scary gay Batman, and he's awesome!"

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