Funny / Baby's Day Out

• The gorilla scene. Enough said.
• Eddie's crotch on fire, causing Veeko to start stomping it like he learned in the Boy Scouts.
  • Not enough can be said about how hilarious Joe Mantegna's screams in this scene are, not to mention Brian Haley's face as he stomps out the fire.
• Eddie's yells of "MY MONEY!" when Bink is in peril.
• At the end of the film, when the crooks realize that Bink is back at their hideout, they immediately try to run off, only to see that Bink has been accompanied by the police.
  Eddie: You dirty, no-good, little stool pigeon!
• Eddie suggesting Norby should sing Bink a song.
  Norby: Mary had a little lamb
  Little lamb, little lamb
  Mary had a little lamb
  Her hair was white as snow
  And every which way that Mary went
  The lamb was right behind her
  It followed her to work one day
  Work one day, work one day
  It followed her to work one day
  And Mary lost her job!
  • Even better: he butchers It to a full orchestral accompaniment courtesy of Bruce Broughton.
  • Which is then followed by this:
  Norby: Um, Eddie! What else did Mary's little lamb do?
  Eddie: Didn't he put Humpty Dumpty back together again?
  Veeko: That was Nat King Cole.
  Eddie: Nat King Cole stuck his finger in the pie and yanked out the bird.
  Veeko: How can a lamb put a Humpty together again? He ain't got fingers.
  Norby: And then she went to unemployment
  Eddie: Norby, knock off the singing and read him his storybook! If you can.
• The three criminals, trying to run across the street, getting their feet run over by a semi truck, and then finding an opening and running to safety... only to jump over a bush and fall screaming into a sewer trench.

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