- "The First Thanksgiving":
"Rock soup. Let's see... there's only one way to flavor rock soup and that's with a dead turkey. (beat) A DEAD TURKEY?!" (runs away gobbling)
- B.C. discovering fire. And whenever he inhales the smoke and sneezes, he ignites it (or even causes a volcano to erupt).
- Dookie pulling John's tail as if he was activating a motor.
- Wiley's earth-shaking scream.
- The turkey explaining how to flavor rock soup.
The Fat Broad: OK, men! There's only one way to flavor rock soup, and that's with a dead turkey! Right?Men: Right! Yeah!The Fat Broad: We gotta get out there and get that bird!Men: Get that bird! Get that bird!The Fat Broad: And when we get him, what are we gonna do?Men: What are we gonna do?! What are we gonna do?!(The Fat Broad is not amused)
- This exchange
- The turkey chase.
- The Cute Chick interrupting the chase.
- B.C. imitates the Cute Chick and the men laugh, until...
Turkey: Will you guys cut the comedy?Cavepeople: Will you guys cut the comedy.
- While the men are busy chasing the turkey, Gronk (the dinosaur) comes along and eats the soup. However, he finds it disgusting and puts out the fire with the remaining soup, spits out the rocks, and leaves grumbling.
- B.C. imitating the turkey, only to be trampled by the stampeding men.
- "You know, you that's gotta be the first time I've ever answered a telephone that went (makes gobbling noises)... Oh well."
- The Adder's reaction to the Fat Broad's alternative for dinner. Which is followed by...
- "We'll eat the rocks." (the men's eyes widen and tremble)
- The fact that Gronk had just spat out the rocks earlier makes the reaction even funnier.
- The Repeat After Me gag during the saying grace scene.
- The Fat Broad chomping half of the rock she was sitting on in rage when she found out the turkey was just sitting right by her and she unknowingly let him go.