Funny / Advice from Pinkie Pie

• Rarity's typically overdramatic angsting when she realizes that Topaz Gleam may expect sex on the next date.
  What should I do, Opalescence? After all, a lady never offers herself to a stallion before she's married, or at the very least engaged. But on the other hoof, that's really quite an outdated concept, and as a modern mare I should be able to make my own decisions about how I spend my evenings and with whom. But I don't want him to think I'm too forward. Or too frigid! But what will the other mares in town say? On the other hoof, what a mare does in the privacy of her own home is nopony else's business. But on the other…no, I'm running out of hooves! What should I do?
• Applejack says the only attention she's receiving from a special someone lately is from "good ol' Doctor Hooves." Rarity initially thinks she means the brown earth pony who lives in a little blue box, only to be embarrassed when Applejack has to specifically point out that it's a euphemism.
• The reveal that Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are in a relationship, and Fluttershy is the dominant one.
  "Now, my little pony…you're going to love me."

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