Funny: A Serious Man

  • "SY ABLEMAN!?!"
  • "There's another Jew over there, son!"
  • The increasingly bizarre rabbis are pretty good too, culminating in an ancient, cryptic rabbi whose wisdom consists of quoting Grace Slick and smiling enigmatically.
    • "Just look at that parking lot."
    • "What happened to the goy?" "The goy? Who cares?"
  • Danny's Bar Mitzvah.
  • "Well, Danny goes to Hebrew school, Sarah doesn't have time, she mostly... washes her hair. Apparently there are several steps involved, but you don't have to tell Marshak that."
  • "Dese... are de members... of de AIRPLANE!"
  • "The rabbi is busy." "He didn't look busy!" "He's thinking."
  • Larry defending his character: "I am not an evil man! I went to the Aster Art once. I saw Swedish Reverie. It wasn't even erotic! Although it was, in a way."
  • From the credits: "No Jews were harmed in the making of this motion picture."