- "That's your weakness, Namor. You're too noble to cheat."
- Store owner Randy. He's such a Card-Carrying Villain, it's hard not to laugh.
- Finding out Sharks are the ocean's Ditz:
Shark1: *seeing a hole Aquaman cut in a net to help them out* It's true. Look, he has cut a hole in it.
Shark2: It's a very nice hole.
Shark3: Yes, let's look at it some more.