Funny / A Good Day to Die Hard

• When Jack told John to keep moving from the safehouse assault, his response was...
  John: I'm on a fucking vacation!
  • And also...
  John: 8,000 miles for this?
• John and Jack witness a parent and child reunite tearfully.
  John: You need a hug?
  Jack: [Stares blankly for a second before realizing it's a joke] We're not really a hugging family.
• As John is about to drive a large truck out of a larger helicopter in-flight, and not very close to the ground, to save Jack, he grumbles, "The shit we do for our kids..." Before capping it off with his iconic Catchphrase as a Pre Ass Kicking One Liner.
• Sorta a blink and you'll miss it moment, but when John and son leap out of the building as Irina crashes the chopper into it, John flips her off.

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