History Funny / AGameOfGods

!A Game Of Gods
* Ravage makes Lord Montague [[{{BringMyBrownPants}} wet himself]].
** Then Jorge shatters Lord Montague's sword by ''squeezing it with his hand'', [[ButtMonkey freaking him out so badly that he falls unconscious.]]
* Then there is Gordon Freeman's line to Narumi after assuming that Gordon distributes Gaia Memories.
--> '''Gordon''': Alright, could somebody explain what's going on to this guy? Because I think an explanation is just a little bit overdue."
* In [[TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Halloweentown]], expecting a musical number, [[TemptingFate most of the characters try to prevent it.]]
** Naturally, this ''leads'' to a musical number--''with the whole town joining in!''
*** And everyone being tormented by it. (Except [[ThePowerOfRock Eddie]], [[TheHeart Hahli]] [[TheStoic Craft and Narumi]].)
--> '''Ravage:''' Don't give it an excuse to sing!
--> '''Jorge:''' I appreciate the concern, Ravage, but I'm sure that this, er, tree, [[TemptingFate realizes that randomly bursting into song will quickly earn our ire-]]
--> '''Tree:''' *singing* Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?
--> '''Jorge:''' ...You've got to be taking the piss.
--> '''Ravage:''' NO!
--> '''Saren:''' Cooperate, fools, and maybe this will end sooner. Do you like the feeling of being deaf, Spartan?
--> '''Jorge:''' If it means being unable to hear this mind-grating, ear-splitting, ''[[BrownNote insanity-inducing]]'' trash they call a song, then yes, Saren, I'd enjoy the feeling of being deaf. Unfortunately, the music is not even close to reaching the decibel levels needed to permanently damage my ear drums, so I'm out of luck. I'm getting angry, Saren. '''Really. Angry.'''
* After Saren is [[spoiler:killed]] in the [[TransformersWarForCybertron Prison Break]] challenge, he awakens in a mysterious void before meeting one of the [[spoiler:Nomads]] ([[ProjectedAvatar seemingly, anyway]]) face-to-face. After being shown what his efforts at cooperation with the Reapers would have wrought in his own galaxy and being forced to witness--and experience--his own suicide, the [[spoiler:Nomad]] then decides to punish Saren further [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment by trapping him in the room and forcing him to listen to a non-stop loop of]] ''[[RobotUnicornAttack Al]][[EarWorm ways]]'' [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment for]] '''[[AndIMustScream seven hours.]]'''
* The MagicalGirl Challenge. All the champions are turned into magical girls. Seriously.
** The Champions' reactions upon discovering that they have all [[GenderBender been transformed into]] {{Magical Girl}}s.
* Gardenia discovering her CovertPervert status several times by mistake in the MagicalGirl challenge, as well as the commentary of the others at certain points.
--> '''Rey:''' "I'm pretty sure human bodies aren't designed to do that."
--> '''Ravage:''' "Is that...is that a hor—"
* What Vezon thinks of alcohol.
--> '''Vezon:''' "A drink that kills off parts of the brain, yet people will keep on drinking... Whoever invented that must be the greatest assassin who ever lived."
* The [[SilverAge Silver Sentinels arc]]. Especially this gem when Ravage is trying to shoot someone.
--> '''"Reckon once more, Doctor Walrus!"''' Ravage boomed, taking aim at him with his ray gun. '''"You shall rue the day your rugged and rugose rear rolled out of bed and resigned itself to robbing this redolent repository of the regal taxpayers' rightly-earned restitutions! Ready yourself, for the wrath of Rav, the Ruthless Rocketeer Ravager from Rigel, and the roaring rage of his red ray gun!!!"'''
-->''Stop talking and pull the slagging trigger!!!'' he commanded, but his hands would not obey; it seemed that his body was dead-set on giving out a speech, and nothing would stop it.
* [[GenderBender Edna]] Riggs, ''unicorn rider''.
--> "Fuck you! I'm riding a unicorn, I can be obvious if I want."
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=uob7p22fde8x8xjk3zrwotce&page=763#19069 Mason's]] ShoutOut to SnakesOnAPlane and the post immediately below it.
* In the boss fight against [[BiggerBad Digamma]], Mason, in an attempt to escape the Nomad's... clothes tearing tendencies, strips down to his underwear and sets his uniform on fire. Sub-Zero's response?
** Sub-Zero looked over at Mason and raised an eyebrow. "What, are you going to disturb him so much he kills himself?"

!Twilight Of The Gods
* The reactions to both of Azula's seduction attempts.
** And then, [[EightBitTheater Black Mage]] tries to seduce Azula...it goes about as well [[KillItWithFire as you could imagine.]]
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12937246300A93765700&page=200#4983 Percer trying to free an ice spirit]] out of a fridge much to Mechakara's annoyance.
* A bunch of [[SuperMarioBros Shy Guys]] using [[SpiderMan Harry]] [[ButtMonkey Osborn]] as a battering ram.
* [[TheComicallySerious Zod]] [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12937246300A93765700&page=297#7423 makes a]] LightbulbJoke.
** [[TheComicallySerious Zod]] [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12937246300A93765700&page=300#7486 explains the various modes of transport out of the Watchtower]].
* Majora [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12937246300A93765700&page=303#7564 trying to justify why it's killing humans, with Norman arguing why he shouldn't.]]

!A Game of Gods: Infinities
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13114710350A58460100&page=71#1774 Donkey Kong makes Fluttershy his squeaky toy]].
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13114710350A58460100&page=74#1829 Shotaro thinking that Alouette is more than friends with Recette]].
* A con-man tries to nab 50,000 pix off Reccettear. When the Champions catch him and knock him out, [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13114710350A58460100&page=84#2095 Wreck-Gar decides he's a police car and runs off with the guy]].
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13114710350A58460100&page=140#3487 Tyrell's reaction]] when he realizes that the woman he fell in love with on Cybertron was a Pony.
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13114710350A58460100&page=140#3498 Fluttershy's explanation]] about how she was born.
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13114710350A58460100&page=142#3530 Damballah's reaction]] to Shotaro telling him about the challenges thus far.
* Yaguruma's response to Shotaro constantly defending Fluttershy.
--> "You only defend her since she makes your monster grow, you deviant"
* Eddie's [[ShutUpHannibal response]] to a HannibalLecture about Tainted Coil demons being AlwaysChaoticEvil.
--> Eddie: "You know what? That's just plain racist!"

!A Game Of Gods: Taskforce Sifuri
* Yuuno discovers he's accidentally absorbed [[DraggedIntoDrag a very specific part]] of Ayumu's magic. {{Hilarity|Ensues}} [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13167366080A06624600&page=58#1446 ensues]].

!The Discussion Board
Because the users on the discussion boards are so quirky, the moments on the board get their own page.

* Over on the discussion, the players discuss the {{Glurge}} that is Narumi and Taki's wedding. [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=co7mi270xg719ot3qrio1z71&page=203#5068 Starting here.]]
* Watch the reactions when Psyga proposes a {{FATAL}} Challenge [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=co7mi270xg719ot3qrio1z71&page=353#8801 here]]
* And the reactions when he proposes a challenge based off [[FamilyGuy Road To]] [[ChristmasSpecial The North Pole]] [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=co7mi270xg719ot3qrio1z71&page=356#8890 here]].
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=co7mi270xg719ot3qrio1z71&page=1418#35426 The "Party Games" scene in the conversations as well.]]
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=co7mi270xg719ot3qrio1z71&page=2224#55582 AGOG: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!]]
* After a "plug" from Psyga, nearly ''everyone'' subjected themselves to Sleeping Lioness. [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13151726330A00644200&page=235#5860 The nightmare begins here]].

--> "You only defend her since she makes your monster grow, you deviant"

* [[TheUnfunny Zod]] [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12937246300A93765700&page=297#7423 makes a]] LightbulbJoke.
** [[TheUnfunny Zod]] [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12937246300A93765700&page=300#7486 explains the various modes of transport out of the Watchtower]].

** -> "You only defend her since she makes your monster grow, you deviant"

-> "You only defend her since she makes your monster grow, you deviant"

* Yuuno discovers he's absorbed [[DraggedIntoDrag a very specific part]] of Ayumu's magic. {{Hilarity|Ensues}} [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13167366080A06624600&page=58#1446 ensues]].

!A Game Of Gods: Taskforce Infinities

* [[strike:Gordon]] Gardenia discovering her CovertPervert status several times by mistake in the MagicalGirl challenge, as well as the commentary of the others at certain points.

* [[strike: Eddie]] [[GenderBender Edna]] Riggs, ''unicorn rider''.

* Over on the discussion, the players discuss the {{Glurge}} that is Narumi and Taki's wedding. [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=co7mi270xg719ot3qrio1z71&page=203#5068 Starting here.]]
** Watch the reactions when Psyga proposes a {{FATAL}} Challenge [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=co7mi270xg719ot3qrio1z71&page=353#8801 here]]
** And the reactions when he proposes a challenge based off [[FamilyGuy Road To]] [[ChristmasSpecial The North Pole]] [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=co7mi270xg719ot3qrio1z71&page=356#8890 here]].
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=co7mi270xg719ot3qrio1z71&page=1418#35426 The "Party Games" scene in the conversations as well.]]
** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=co7mi270xg719ot3qrio1z71&page=2224#55582 AGOG: FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!]]

* A con-man tries to nab 50,000 pix off Reccettear. When the Champions catch him and knock him out, [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13114710350A58460100&page=84#2095 Wreck-Gar decides he's a police car and runs off with the guy]].

--> '''Gordon''': Alright, could somebody explain what's going on to this guy? Because I think an explanation is just a [[{{Understatement}} little bit]] overdue."

* A con-man tries to nab 50,000 pix off Reccettear. When the Champions catch him and knock him out, [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13114710350A58460100&page=84#2095 Wreck-Gar decides he's an ambulance and runs off with the guy]].

* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13114710350A58460100&page=74#1829 Shotaro thinking that Alouette is more than friends with Recette]].

* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13114710350A58460100&page=71#1774 Donkey Kong makes Fluttershy his squeaky toy]].

* Majora [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12937246300A93765700&page=303#7564 trying to justify why it's killing humans, with Norman arguing why he should't.]]

* Majora [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=12937246300A93765700&page=303#7564 trying to justify why he's killing humans, with Norman arguing why he should't.]]

** Sub-Zero looked over at Mason and raised an eyebrow.
"What, are you going to disturb him so much he kills himself?"

** [[quoteblock:]] Sub-Zero looked over at Mason and raised an eyebrow.
"What, are you going to disturb him so much he kills himself?"[[/quoteblock]]