Funny / I Made America

• The fishwife's "The Reason You Suck" Speech:
  Fishwife: Alexander Hamilton, author of the Federalist Papers... drenched. John Adams, doesn't return my phone calls. Can't be bothered to use a cell phone! Thomas Jefferson. Moody teenager. Washington! Are you even listening to me?!
  Washington: I act as I will.
• I am the master of all things financial!!!
• "There is only one woman for Benjamin Franklin."
• My face is on a fucking mountain. Is your face on a fucking mountain?
• The whole entire "Shit Founding Fathers Say Special"
  John Adams: (holds up a copy of the John Adams) Why am I played by angry people?
  Hamilton: I'm only worth ten dollars?!
• Franklin's facial expressions and voice in his Synonyms of the "Drunk" video