- The fishwife's "The Reason You Suck" Speech:
Fishwife: Alexander Hamilton, author of the Federalist Papers... drenched. John Adams, doesn't return my phone calls. Can't be bothered to use a cell phone! Thomas Jefferson. Moody teenager. Washington! Are you even listening to me?!Washington: I act as I will.
- I am the master of all things financial!!!
- "There is only one woman for Benjamin Franklin."
- My face is on a fucking mountain. Is your face on a fucking mountain?
- The whole entire "Shit Founding Fathers Say Special"
John Adams: (holds up a copy of the John Adams) Why am I played by angry people?Hamilton: I'm only worth ten dollars?!
- Franklin's facial expressions and voice in his Synonyms of the "Drunk" video