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'''''Repossessed''''' is a comedy film spoofing ''Film/TheExorcist''.

Seventeen years after [[CaptainErsatz Nancy Aglet's]] (Linda Blair) exorcism, she has settled down with her family and Father Jedediah Mayii (Leslie Nielsen) has peacefully retired. However, one night while watching TV with the family, Nancy begins to slowly be possessed by Satan again. The (inept) Father Luke Brophy is called in to see it for himself, when Satan manifests himself once again. Along the way, naturally, HilarityEnsues. Especially in the form of a televangelist husband and wife who seek to televise Nancy's exorcism.

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!!This film provides examples of:

* AffectionateParody: Of ''TheExorcist''. Including [[AdamWesting the possessed girl returning as self-parody]].
** Also a small ''{{Series/Emergency}}'' one with Robert Fuller appearing as Dr. Hackett, a parody of his Dr. Brackett role.
* AnalogyBackfire: In another part of Satan's [[LaughablyEvil humorous side]]:
-->'''Satan''': Silly weak fool, putting so much faith in a god you've never even seen before.\\
'''Father Luke''': I don't need to see Him, for the Bible says that God created man in His own image.\\
'''Satan''': Really? Then how do you explain Pee-Wee Herman?
* ArbitrarySkepticism: At the end:
-->'''Father Luke''': Yes?\\
'''Nerd student''': No offense, but I think you're insulting our intelligence. Honestly, do you really expect us to swallow this bullshit?\\
''(Father Luke and Nancy [[RealAfterAll vomit split pea soup all over him]])''
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "Father Luke was filled with many questions. Did he have what it took to be a priest? Should he have been a rabbi instead? After all, they do get Sundays off. And the question that nagged him the most: Why weren't there any Japanese players in the NBA?"
* BathroomStallOfOverheardInsults: More like a "TV of Overheard Insults":
-->''(Father Luke has just left after Father Mayii's RousingSpeech)''\\
'''Newscaster''': This just in. [[NewsTravelsFast Renowned priest Father Jedediah Mayii has wormed his way out of yet another exorcism.]]\\
''(Father Mayii hits the TV with his feather duster, causing debris to fall on the newscaster)''
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Satan does it twice. The first time he does it to prove that he really is the devil. Then he does it again during the exorcism.
-->'''Satan:''' Aw come on. You've got just as many unsavory types up here! From those Domino Pizza delivery boys ''(looks directly at the camera)'' to that idiot in the back row who won't ''shut up'' during the movie!
** Another one happens earlier, thanks to a helpful nun:
-->''(the camera closes up on the office building where Father Luke is having is meeting; a nun sticks her head out the window)''\\
'''Nun''': Are you looking for Father Luke?\\
''(the camera nods "yes")''\\
'''Nun''': Wrong window! He's four windows to your right!\\
''(the camera moves in that direction)''
* BreastExpansion: Happens to a woman working out in the gym. At the end of the scene they blow up offscreen.
* ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject: With this exchange:
-->'''Nerd student''': Father Mayii?\\
'''Father Mayii''': Yes?\\
'''Nerd student''': Wasn't it hard to live with yourself after completely wimping out and allowing a wuss like Father Luke to go up against Satan all by himself? Didn't you feel like a piece of gutless, spineless primordial slime?\\
* {{Beat}}*\\
'''Father Mayii''': Next question.
* ChewingTheScenery: Nancy's kids seem to [[NoIndoorVoice shout a lot]].
-->'''Father Mayii:''' I said they were lovely children. [[LampshadeHanging At this point they had not yet taken acting lessons.]]
* CombatCommentator: JesseVentura and "Mean" Gene Okerlund appear as this for possessed Nancy's appearance on TV.
* CorruptChurch \ OnlyInItForTheMoney: As it turns out, Ernest and Fanny Weller are more interested in making money than spreading the good word.
* CurseCutShort:
-->'''Ernest Weller:''' Fu-Fu is a good dog.\\
''(He reaches out to pet Fanny's dog, but it fiercely barks at him)''\\
'''Ernest Weller:''' Why you little shi-!\\
''(Audience gasps)''\\
'''Ernest Weller:''' ...[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Tzu. Shih Tzu.]]\\
''(Audience sighs with relief)''
* DemonicPossession
* DevilInPlainSight: Quite literally.
-->''(The possessed Nancy is brought onto the stage for the televised exorcism)''\\
'''Frieda''': Geez, Mom looks terrible.\\
'''Braydon''': Well they say TV does add 10 pounds to you.
* DistractedByTheSexy: So much for adhering strictly to your vow of celibacy, eh, Father Mayii?
* DreadfulMusician: During the televised exorcism, Fanny Weller's singing is ''so'' bad they end up ''losing'' pledge money.
* ExactWords:
-->'''Father Mayii''': ''(after tired of being DistractedByTheSexy)'' Young lady, would you pull down your dress?\\
'''Bimbo student''': Sure! ''(pulls down her dress, thereby revealing her breasts)\\
'''Father Mayii''': ''(gasps)'' Up! ''(looks away)'' Oooh!
* FanserviceExtra: Twice used, by the "Bimbo Student" (played by future [[{{Playboy}} Playmate]] Melissa Moore) and some unnamed extras at the gym.
* FauxHorrific: Nancy says split pea soup will be one of the courses of their dinner, and then [[CallBack ominous music plays]]. Nancy looks around confusedly when that happens.
* GenderBender: Briefly inflicted on Father Mayaii when Satan turns him into a nun.
-->'''Satan:''' So you're a hard man to kill. Maybe it would be easier if you were a woman, ''Sister'' Mayaii!
* HoistByTheirOwnPetard: Father Mayii opens their rematch by vomiting all over the devil.
* IAlwaysWantedToSayThat: Satan does a Barbara Walters imitation followed by that line.
* ImNotADoctorButIPlayOneOnTV: One of the doctors at the hospital is an actor, and when Nancy talks to him he says the trope name.
* ImGoingToDisneyWorld: Invoked when Satan makes his/her run for the satellite transmitter.
-->'''Father Luke:''' Satan, stop! Where do you think you're going?\\
'''Satan:''' I'm going to Disney Land!
* IntelligenceEqualsIsolation: Hinted at:
-->'''Nerd student''': Is it true that you've adhered strictly to your vow of celibacy?\\
'''Father Mayii''': Why yes.\\
'''Nerd student''': So do I.\\
'''Father Mayii''': I'm not surprised. Mine was by choice.
* LaughablyEvil: Satan seems to switch between being the "King of All that is Evil" and an amusing source of celebrity gossip and political satire.
* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: When Father Luke approaches the now fully possessed Nancy, eerie and ominous music begins to play. Then Luke turns off his voice recorder, and the music stops.
* LikeAnOldMarriedCouple: Humorously referenced:
-->'''Satan''': ''(very menacingly)'' MAYII!\\
'''Father Mayii''': ''(to Father Luke)'' And they wonder why priests never get married.
* MultinationalTeam: With one TV camera, Father Luke manages to rally every religious leader in the world. Much to his own surprise, they don't waste any time in getting to the studio.
* MyGreatestFailure: Spoofed:
-->'''Nancy''': What I'm about to show you, I swore to never show anyone. ''(hands Father Luke a piece of paper)''\\
'''Father Luke''': "High School Debating Champion"?
* ThePowerOfRock: What finally drives the devil away.
* PunnyName: This happens to Father Mayii a couple of times:
-->'''Father Luke''' ''(upon visiting)'': Father Mayii?\\
'''Father Mayii:''' Yes, you may.
** And then:
--->'''Satan''' ''(challenging Father Mayii to another showdown or he'll keep Nancy's soul)'': What do you say, Mayii?\\
'''Father Mayii:''' No! No, you may not!
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Satan taunts Father Luke with one of these: "I know all about you, and why you really joined the Church. Oh sure, they have a great dental plan, but that wasn't why. You joined the church because you had no talents, no skills, you were totally untrainable, and your SAT score was under 400. So you had two choices: either working in the Church, or the U.S. Senate."
* ReferenceOverdosed: In a foreshadowing of what parody movies would become. For instance, at a certain point, Father Luke is introduced to Fathers Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.
* RockMeAsmodeus: Subverted.
-->'''Possessed Nancy''': I hate rock n' roll!
* SelfDeprecation: Linda Blair doing a comedic version of her most well-known role certainly counts.
* SilenceYouFool: Said by Satan once.
* StaircaseTumble: Father Mayii suffers an unfeasibly long one in the opening.
* TheSting: Used once Nancy says the dinner is pea soup (as both a CallBack to the VomitIndiscretionShot of ''TheExorcist''... and a foreshadowing of what's to come).
* TrainingMontage: Father Mayii goes through one in preparation for his showdown with Satan (Which includes rapid cross-signing).
* {{Unishment}}: After reentering Nancy's body, Satan makes her say "[[SilenceYouFool Silence]]! One more word out of you little sacks of [[PrecisionFStrike shit]], and there'll be no more TV for you tonight!" Granted, DemonicPossession probably isn't something to take lightly, but if the worst punishment the Devil can dish out is no more TV for the rest of the night, count your lucky stars.
* VisualPun: "The word on the street is your ministry is history." And the words show up on the road right after the televangelists' limo drives by.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: Expected given it's an ''Exorcist'' parody. But [[VulgarHumor used really often.]]
* WhatTheHeckIsAnAglet: The protagonist's children ask why their surname is Aglet.
* YourMom: "Take a look at this picture of your mother in bed with [[UsefulNotes/{{Panama}} Manuel Noriega]]!"
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