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->''"Can everyone stop getting shot?"''

A 1998 British movie by Creator/GuyRitchie featuring a gang of amateur hoodlums who repeatedly end up on the wrong side of much nastier London gangsters.

PinballProtagonist + LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters + GambitPileup + ClusterFBomb + EverybodysDeadDave just about [[{{Troperithmetic}} sums it up]].

The spinoff TV series ''Series/LockStock'' and the film ''Film/{{Snatch}}'' are considered {{Spiritual Successor}}s.

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!!This film provides examples of;

* AccidentalKidnapping: The TrafficWarden in the van.
* ActionDad: Big Chris. Made the mistake of threatening his son, Little Chris? Big Chris is going to have to introduce you to a car door.
* AffablyEvil: For a LoanShark's enforcer, Big Chris doesn't seem like that bad of a guy. Just lay off the kid. [[PapaWolf No, REALLY, lay off his kid...]]
* AgonyOfTheFeet: One of the scousers likes to put bits of paper between his victims' toes and light it on fire. One of the weed growers gets his toes blasted off.
* AllThereInTheScript: According to the screenplay, Bacon got his name because as a youth he spent so much time in police stations that people thought he was one of them.
* AntiVillain: Big Chris. He is a loving father, and takes time at the end of the movie to inform the protagonists that their guns are worth a fortune. He even checks to see if they are ok with genuine concern after crashing his car into theirs, only taking the money off them after working out they had stolen it back off his employer.
* AnyoneCanDie: To the point that Ed's friends twice in a row enter a place only to find it riddled with corpses.
* AskAStupidQuestion: Several due to most of the characters being deadpan snarkers, including the following.
-->'''Eddie:''' They're armed.\\
'''Soap:''' What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? \\
'''Eddie:''' Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
* AssholeVictim: Most of the deaths after the first three or four are experienced by people who really had it coming sooner or later, though there are a couple of exceptions.
* AsYouKnow: The rules of three-card brag are spelled out for the players, who really ought to already know about the game they're buying into for a hundred grand. Then again, when you're playing for a hundred grand a head, making sure everyone is playing by the same rules isn't a bad idea.
* ATeamFiring: John when unloading his Bren gun on Winston's group. Granted, he doesn't know exactly where they are, but he is carrying a BFG and firing in their general direction in a fairly small room. The POV shot of his intended targets indicates he got nowhere near.
* AwesomeButImpractical: Lampshaded for the Bren gun, the shotguns, and according to [[KnifeNut Soap]], guns in general.
* AnAxeToGrind: [[CaptainObvious Hatchet Harry]] and Barry the Baptist both use them.
* BadBoss: Dog and Barry.
* BadassAndChildDuo: Big Chris and his son Little Chris.
* BadassGrandpa: Harry and Barry are both pretty long in the tooth, but no less badass for it.
* BerserkButton: Big Chris is a very cool customer as long as you don't threaten his son.
** Also, don't disturb Rory Breaker when he's watching his footer.
* {{BFG}}: One of Dog's bandits brings a Bren light machine gun to hold up the pot growers. The gun is so loud that Dog threatens to kill him if he fires it again. Ultimately, Gloria grabs the gun and unloads the thing on Dog's crew. In slow-motion, the shells hitting the ground sound like oil drums.
* BigBad: Hatchet Harry.
** BigBadEnsemble: Dog and Rory Breaker both serve as secondary antagonists who are unconnected to each other or Hatchet Harry.
* BingeMontage: After Ed's crew manages to steal a truly epic amount of money and high grade cannabis from Dog,they proceed to celebrate in this fashion.
* BlackAndGreyMorality: The main characters are a group of street hustlers, con men, and gamblers. There are two groups of least sympathetic characters: the underworld bosses that cheat them in a card game, and whose entire purpose for this is to get the father of the character that they cheated to sell his pub so they can buy it cheap, and a group of brutal crooks who steal from, torment, and shoot the pot head marijuana growers who trust them.
* BlandNameProduct: The antique guns are due to be sold at an auction house called Botherby's.
* BlastOut: The gangs of Rory Breaker and Dog stumble upon each other with guns drawn, both expecting to find someone else. They start shooting anyway.
* BlatantLies: Ed's father catches wind of his son's plans to play in Harry's card game. Ed denies it, clearly without expecting anyone to buy it.
* BoozeFlamethrower: Rory Breaker does this. Take Barfly Jack's quote: "Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe."
* BrickJoke: The ManOnFire in an early scene is actually the punchline from a scene we won't get to see until later.
* CheatersNeverProsper: Averted (initially at least) by Hatchet Harry, who cheats his way to victory in his high stakes poker game against Ed. [[spoiler:Although it does set off [[LaserGuidedKarma a chain of events that leads to Harry being killed.]]]]
* ChekhovsGunman: The traffic warden, who [[spoiler:gets the protagonist group off the hook as he only remembers Dog's gang as the ones who stole the drugs and beat him up.]]
* ChekhovsLecture: Dog misses out on ''two'' of these, to his cost. He wasn't present to hear either Harry telling Barry that [[spoiler:your days are numbered should you dare threaten Little Chris]], or Big Chris telling Little Chris about the importance of [[spoiler:fastening your seatbelt]].
* CherryTapping: Hatchet Harry is said to have apparently bludgeoned one of his employees to death with a large black dildo.
* TheChewToy: The traffic warden.
* ChromosomeCasting: There are only two female speaking parts in the film - Tanya and Gloria. And the latter only speaks once.
* CloseCallHaircut: The fatter of the two Scousers takes a shotgun blast to the perm. He is not pleased.
* ClusterFBomb: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjzMuiux7cs There's barely a scene without one. Or many.]]
* CollidingCriminalConspiracies: The plot follows the intersection of four lowlifes trying to pay off a gambling debt, a group of thugs stealing from a black gang's pot growing operation, and a crimelord ordering the theft of some valuable muskets.
* ContrivedCoincidence
* CoolCar[[spoiler: The Shelby Cobra that Big Chris buys at the end of the film with the stolen money.]]
* CoolGuns:
** The Holland & Holland shotguns, hands down.
** The Bren Gun.
* CountryMatters: A few times.
* CreatorCameo: Producer Creator/MatthewVaughn is the yuppie whose car is stolen by Dog.
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: Rory Breaker.
* DangerTakesABackseat: Dog does this to Big Chris by threatening Little Chris. It does not end well for Dog.
* DeadMansTriggerFinger: When Rory turns Plank's body over, his shotgun is pointed at him. Rory shoots him and is then promptly killed by the shotgun, due to the movement of the corpse.
* DescriptionCut:
-->'''Harry''': "I don't care who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets."
-->''[cut]''
-->'''Scouser''': "Shotguns? You mean, like, guns that fire shot?"
* DoesntLikeGuns: Harry offers Big Chris a gun, but Chris says that they're "not his thing."
* TheDragon: Barry the Baptist, to Harry. Also Big Chris because he's seen getting most of the work done, making it a case of CoDragons.
** Plank is {{The Dragon}} to Dog.
* DragonWithAnAgenda: Big Chris [[spoiler:at the end has no intention of further dealings with the protagonists, now that his boss is dead]]. He just wants to give his son a good life.
* DramaticIrony: In a lot of the scenes, the humor/tension comes from the fact that the characters are oblivious to something that the audience knows is happening.
* DrinkOrder: Rory, a badass Yardy gangster likes frothy drinks of the UmbrellaDrink type. On one occasion, he does order a cocktail with a very high alcohol content, but that was only so he could spit it on someone who annoyed him and set them on fire.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Much of the cast are given one, Nick the Greek, Dog, Rory Breaker and Barry being the most memorable.
* EvenEvilHasStandards:
** Dog's men are visibly disgusted by his EstablishingCharacterMoment.
** Big Chris doesn't like to hear Little Chris swear, or anyone else swearing in front of Little Chris.
* EvilCounterpart: Dog's gang to Ed's. They live right next door to each other and are both engaged in low scale criminal activities, but Ed's friends are [[NeighbourhoodFriendlyGangsters only a little worse]] than anyone in ''Series/OnlyFoolsAndHorses'' when it comes to street hustling, whereas Dog is a disgusting brute of a man.
* EvilVsEvil: Dog's gang vs. Rory Breaker's gang.
* ExtremeMeleeRevenge: Big Chris gets ahold of Dog after endangering his son in a crash after his failed carjacking.
* {{Facecam}}: Used to express Ed's devastation after losing a high-stakes card game.
* {{Fingore}}: As well as drowning people, Barry's other method of debt enforcement is to take a finger from the debtor's hand for each day without payment.
* FourTemperamentEnsemble: The four main lads:
** Ed is Sanguine - eager, optimistic and naive.
** Bacon is Choleric - straightforward, laid-back and sensible.
** Soap is Melancholic - pessimistic, anxious and fussy.
** Tom is Phlegmatic - opportunistic, business-minded and impulsive.
* FriendshipMoment: The big Scouser's reaction to his partner's death is actually kind of touching.
* FunWithSubtitles: Barfly Jack recounts a story involving Rory Breaker in an almost impenetrable block of Cockney rhyming slang, with English subtitles.
-->He then proceeds to order an Aristotle of the most ping-pong tiddly in the Nuclear sub.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: The RunningGag of Nick being served his drink at Rory's headquarters concludes with this. At the third go, the henchmen stops just behind Nick, glass in hand. Registers that Rory is ''this'' close to going completely AxCrazy at Nick, but really, anyone will do at this point. Very slowly, very carefully, backs out of frame, glass still in hand.
* FunWithSubtitles: For (semi-fictional) Cockney Rhyming Slang.
* GambitPileup
* GenericEthnicCrimeGang: Nick "The Greek" is, well, a [[CaptainObvious Greek gangster]].
* GolfClubbing: Dog raids a pair of small-time drug dealers and tortures the whereabouts of their stash out of them by pelting golf balls at one while using the other's mouth as a tee.
* GunsAkimbo:
** Rory wields a pair of pistols.
** Dean bursts into Harry's office with two pistols pointed upwards, but it doesn't end well for him because Harry is already pointing a shotgun directly at him.
* HiddenInPlainSight: The girl who lies very still on the couch cushions while wearing similarly patterned clothes gets completely overlooked twice. See the Awesome page for details on the second time.
* HollywoodPudgy:
* HyperlinkStory: The gambling plot, the weed growing plot, the gun-stealing plot, the robbery plot, all end up connected.
* IllKillYou:
-->'''Rory Breaker''': If you hold back anything, I'll kill you. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill you. If you forget anything, I'll kill you. In fact, you're going to have to work very hard to stay alive. Do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill you.
* IllPretendIDidntHearThat: Big Chris, charitably, after hearing Eddie's dad's reaction to Harry's offer to cancel Eddie's debt in exchange for the deed to the pub.
-->'''JD''': I do know your reputation. So I choose my words very carefully. You tell Harry... to go fuck himself.
-->'''Big Chris''': Now, I'll put that down to shock. Only once.
* IWillFindYou: Dog vows that he will find the people who are robbing him:
--> '''Dog:''' I'll find you.
--> '''Bacon:''' What do you think this is, fucking hide and seek?
* ImprovisedWeapon: In a flashback, "Hatchet" Harry kills a man with a sex toy, specifically a 15-inch black rubber penis.
* InformedAttribute: Tom is constantly called fat. Creator/JasonFlemyng is...not. It makes sense when you realise that Stephen Marcus (Nick the Greek) was originally considered for the role.
* IntentionallyAwkwardTitle: Tom suggests opening a company named "Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club", and returning people's cheques - a lot of people would be too embarrassed to cash them. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embarrassing_cheque This might actually be a real scam.]]
* InsufferableGenius: Winston. He's right about pretty much everything he voices an opinion about, but he does it in such an obnoxious way that no one bothers to listen to him.
* IronicEchoCut:
-->'''Narrator:''' "Ed would hate to admit it, but he could have kissed the old bastard for that. If he said he'd wanted to settle the debt on his own, it would have been a lie."
-->''[cut]''
-->'''Eddie:''' "[[BlatantLies ...and I wish to Christ he would have let me settle the debt on my own.]]"
** There's also the scousers and Barry repeating a simple question whose significance really is not matched by what is going on: "What the fuck are you doing here?!" To which Barry responds "What the fuck are ''you'' doing here?!"
* KarmaHoudini: Justified, since despite planning a robbery the main characters never actually get around to doing anything seriously ''bad''. They get let off their more minor offences [[OffOnATechnicality On A Technicality]], and as for revenge from the proper gangsters...
-->'''Eddie:''' [[EverybodysDeadDave Everyone's]] ''[[EverybodysDeadDave dead]]''[[EverybodysDeadDave , Dad!]] That's about as in-the-clear as it gets!
** The weed growers escape the shootout with their product back and survive pretty much intact [[spoiler: aside J missing a chunk of his toes and Willie possibly dying of shock depending on how many shots of the bren Mick got in him. They're also technically freelance as their chief employer is killed.]]
* KarmicThief: The crew robbing the much nastier gang of thieves who happen to live to next door to them -- the cash they plan to steal itself being stolen from a group of drug dealers.
* KickTheDog: Dog murdering the dealer after torturing the information out of him. Also, when the big-haired Scouser lights a fire under the feet of his burglary victim, he suddenly drops several notches down the SlidingScaleOfAntagonistVileness.
* KillEmAll: There are 17 deaths in this movie. Which doesn't sound like much for a movie like this but [[spoiler: That's basically every major or minor character in the film other than the four main protagonists, Eddy's father, Big Chris, Little Chris, the traffic cop and one of the drug dealers.]]
* KnifeNut: Soap.
-->"I think knives are a good idea. [[WeaponForIntimidation Big, fuck-off shiny ones]]. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro."
-->"Soap, is there something we should know about you?"
-->"I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job, or your past."
* LateToTheTragedy: The protagonists [[RunningGag keep turning up]] minutes after a massive shootout has killed everyone off.
* {{Leitmotif}}: Ed and his friends have one, as do Dog and his gang. Ed's is kind of funky, while Dog's is more hard rock.
* LetMeTellYouAStory: Bacon tell the guys the story of Smithy Robinson, a old geezer beaten to death with a "15-inch black rubber cock" as a warning tale of what happens to the people that don't pay Hatchet Harry what they own him.
* LittleUselessGun: Averted. Barry the Baptist winds up dying after a single shot to the gut from a pocket pistol.
* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: Most of whom end up dying.
* LoanShark: Hatchet Harry.
* LockAndLoadMontage: When Dog and Rory's respective gangs prepare to ambush the heroes.
* LondonGangster: Many characters, naturally, "Hatchet" Harry Lonsdale being a classic.
* LondonTown
* MacGuffin: The titular guns are a textbook example. Also the bags of high quality weed
** AMacGuffinFullOfMoney The duffel bag with £1.3 million in cash in it.
* MacheteMayhem: Soap has a collection of giant knives. When Ed sarcastically asks if he has anything bigger, Soap whips out a machete from a scabbard. "Shit 'em right up!"
* TheMagicPokerEquation: The fixed buy-in for the game suggests that it's a table stakes game, although it's never explicitly said. Harry makes it clear that Eddie has to put up the money to call, and Eddie doesn't argue. Harry didn't force him to call - players loaning money was clearly a standard rule of the game, because the dealer brought it up first. At that point, Eddie had exactly 2 options. Take the loan and call, or fold, and walk away having lost everything (all of his current money was already in the pot). Eddie rather unwisely chose to believe he was bluffing.
* ManOnFire: Early in the film, a burning man suddenly and unexpectedly emerges from a pub, in what appears to be a BigLippedAlligatorMoment. However, the [[BrickJoke situation is explained later]]:
-->"Rory knows claret (bloodshed) is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls (arseholes) who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle (bottle) of the most ping pong tiddly (strong alcohol[[note]]tiddly-wink = drink[[/note]]) in the nuclear sub (pub) and switches back to his footer ([[UsefulNotes/AssociationFootball football]]). 'That's fucking it,' says the guy. 'That's fucking what?' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering Fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest (chest) and the geezer's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil."
* MexicanStandOff: Inadvertent since the characters don't quite realise it, but the principle applies. Rory's gang breaks into the protagonists' flat and runs into [[spoiler:Dog's crew]] who are in hiding. Both groups realise something isn't right and an awkward pause occcurs before someone - followed by everyone else - starts firing.
* MisterBig: Rory Breaker, somewhat, though his shortness is exaggerated. And he does do the little-boss-with-huge-henchmen part.
* MutualKill: Barry throws a hatchet in Kenny's back. His last act is to turn and shoot him in the gut.
** Assuming Rory Breaker killed him, a deceased Plank manages to kill him.
* TheNapoleon: Rory Breaker. He's described as a "psychotic dwarf with an afro" who once lit a man on fire for changing the channel away from something he was watching. His short height is accentuated by his two mammoth bodyguards, whose faces are sometimes not even visible as they stand beside him.
* NeverBringAKnifeToAGunfight: Though a case where a guy manages to nearly chop an arm off before getting riddled by bullets.
* NoEnding: An ''[[Film/TheItalianJob Italian Job]]''-style {{cliffhanger}}.
* NotSoStoic: When his son's life is threatened, Big Chris beats the person who did it to death with a car door, screaming abuse at him the whole time. Also counts as HypocriticalHumor, as Chris objects to swearing by or around his son, and [[ClusterFBomb he uses a lot of profanity during this scene]].
* ObfuscatingInsanity: Tom's friend voices the opinion that Rory Breaker's BunnyEarsLawyer tendencies are an example of this.
* OhCrap: "Charles, get the rifle. We're being fucked."
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: We never learn Bacon or Soap's real names.
* OopNorth: Gary and Dean, two petty criminals from Liverpool with thick Scouse accents. The exchange they have with the [[LondonTown cockney]] Barry the Baptist pretty much sums up the whole North/South divide.
-->'''Barry the Baptist:''' Fucking Northern monkeys!\\
'''Dean:''' I hate these fucking Southern fairies!
* OrphanedPunchline: A variant. We hear the beginning of the joke, cut to elsewhere, and then cut back to the ensuing laughter.
* PantsPositiveSafety: When talking to Ed in the pub, Soap pulls a large machete out of his trousers, no indication it was stored in any sort of sheath. Made even worse the sharpened edge was facing his groin, meaning he could've castrated himself if he drew wrong.
* PapaWolf: As Harry points out, God help anyone who dares touch Little Chris.
* PaperThinDisguise: One of the Scousers attempts to cover his face with a fishnet stocking during the burglary.
* PhallicWeapon:
-->'''Soap:''' I brought weapons as well.\\
'''Eddie:''' What do you mean, weapons?\\
'''Soap:''' ''[pulls a bundle from his coat and unrolls it, revealing large knives]'' These.\\
'''Eddie:''' Jesus! ''[grabs the bundle and rerolls it]'' Let's keep them covered up, eh? Couldn't you get anything bigger?\\
'''Soap:''' ''[[[TrouserSpace pulls a big ass machete from his trousers]]]'' What, like that? What do you think?\\
'''Eddie:''' ...I think you need help.
* PlotSensitiveLatch: During the opening ChaseScene, Bacon's suitcase flies open in slow motion and all the money and valuable inside are scattered about.
* PoorCommunicationKills: The Scousers are a pair of StupidCrooks who are hired by Harry through his [[TheDragon Dragon]], Barry, to steal a gun collection, because Harry wants [[MacGuffin two antique guns]]. [[LockedOutOfTheLoop Barry gives the two limited information, not telling them the identity of their employer nor indicating that the purpose of the job was to procure those two guns]]. This results in a situation in which the Scousers attack Harry to get the guns back to their employer (unbeknownst to them, Harry himself) and don't realize their mistake/see Barry in the room until everyone has been fatally wounded.
* PrecisionFStrike: Winston uses this quite artfully.
* PinballProtagonist: Eddie's friends stumble on basically everyone else. Dead or alive.
* PoorCommunicationKills: Quite literally with the Scousers, Harry, and Barry.
* ProfessionalGambler: The narrator would [[InformedAbility have us believe that Eddie is one]], but his [[IdiotBall lapse of judgement]] at the table suggests otherwise.
* PunctuatedPounding: Big Chris slams Dog's head in a car door, enraged at him for threatening his son's life - "NEVER! EVER! HAS ANYONE! BEEN AS FUCKING RUDE! TO ME! AS YOU, DOG!"
* RareGuns:
** The shotguns/"smoking barrels" are worth quite a lot of money as collector's items.
** "What's that?" "It's me [[{{BFG}} Bren gun]]."
* ReCut: Creator/GuyRitchie later released a Director's Cut that delves into the backstory between Harry and J.D. and explains why Harry wants the bar so much.
* RedBaron: Harry Lonsdale aka Hatchet Harry (a name he's quite partial to himself) and his enforcer Barry the Baptist, so named because he "drowns people for Harry".
* RevisedEnding: The film's original ending had the four lads walking off with the money, with Big Chris and his son about to follow them to retrieve it. This was changed due to negative test screenings. According to Nick Moran, Creator/GuyRitchie scrambled a new ending on the back of a cigarette packet. The ending to the film was altered some time after filming had been completed which is why Tom is wearing a woolen cap pulled low down - Creator/JasonFlemyng had grown his hair in the intervening period and did not want to shave it short again.
* RunningGag: Nick, with Rory's glass table.
* ShoutOut: Possibly unintentional, but two of Dog's gang are named [[Music/TheBeatles John and Paul]].
* TheShill: In the opening, Bacon and Ed are selling stolen goods in the street. Ed, playing the shill, triggers the audience's enthusiasm by saying "Did you say ten pounds? That's a bargain; I'll take one."
* SmokingBarrelBlowout: Inverted; after the protagonists successfully steal the stolen money and marijuana from their neighbors, they're seen using the shotguns they used for the job as "a novelty smoking device for tobacco use only" during a party montage, thus ''breathing in'' the smoke, rather than blow it out.
* SophisticatedAsHell: A lot, especially from Winston. For example, "You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist!"
* SoundOnlyDeath: When Winston accompanies Rory Breaker to identify the thugs who robbed Rory's marijuana-growing operation. Once Winston has identified the primary culprit, as he hurries away with an armful of loot he hears gunfire.
* SpotOfTea:
-->"The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken."
* StealthPun: In the scene where Lenny and Dog are discussing the ganja-growing yuppies, Lenny calls them a bunch of 'faggots'. Dog then smirks, holds up a joint and says "Fancy one?"[[note]]Faggot literally means bundle of something you burn (wood, tobacco, weed etc). Because of this "fag" is often used to mean "cigarette" in British slang[[/note]]
* SteelEarDrums: Averted during the Bren gun sequence. It's fired in close proximity, deafening everyone else. Its user is GenreSavvy enough to wear Peltors before he opens fire though.
* TheStoic: Big Chris, who pretty much never raises his voice or conveys much emotion until his BerserkButton is pressed.
* StupidCrooks: Just about every character qualifies one way or another. The film's tagline is even "A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere." However, special note has got to be given to Dean and Gary, who are instructed by Barry the Baptist to retrieve antique shotguns from an estate home and keep anything else they can carry for themselves. Even in a mansion decorated with numerous expensive antiques, they rationalize that "old" must mean "worthless" (among other boneheaded decisions).
-->'''Dean:''' ''Can't you see these people haven't got any money? They can't even afford new furniture!''
* StupidStatementDanceMix: The "Can everyone stop getting shot?" scene was turned into a UK #1 for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ-27rdwJPs Oxide & Neutrino]] (set to a remix of the ''Series/{{Casualty}}'' {{theme tune}}, of all things).
* SurroundedByIdiots:
** Winston is clearly the leader of the dealers because he's the only one with any common sense. He gets annoyed at the others for not bothering to lock the security gate and for going around London with a stoned girl on one arm and bag of fertiliser on the other when they grow weed.
** Dog gets so annoyed at the incompetence of his henchmen that he mutters that he's working with "fucking planks of wood".
* TactfulTranslation: The subtitles that show up for the ManOnFire scene above zigzag this, as it starts out translating the story with curse words edited out, then puts one ''in'' when there wasn't one, before editing them out again.
* TakingYouWithMe: Plank's last act is to take Rory with him in a MutualKill.
* TapOnTheHead: Works flawlessly on the traffic warden when done by one of Dog's men, but later on it takes three of the protagonists pounding on him to render him unconscious.
* TheyCallMeMisterTibbs:
** In the scene which introduces Big Chris, he insists that a debtor refers to Harry as "Mister Harry".
** Initially, Nick and his own mooks address Rory by his first name. After he finds he has been double-crossed, he angrily tells them, "That's Mr. Breaker. Today, MY name is Mr. Breaker!"
* TitleDrop: Half way done, with Barry's "Lock, stock, the fuckin' lot". The barrels of the titular guns [[ChekhovsGun are actually seen smoking]] later on, which may qualify as a visual title drop.
* ThoseTwoGuys: The Scousers.
* TooDumbToLive: Agreeing to a high stakes poker game against a fearsome London gangster is bad enough, but Ed then tries to out-bluff Harry with a weak hand (and borrows £500,000 from him just to do it). And just for good measure, he and his mates then go and rob some murderous thieves.
* TortureForFunAndInformation: Dog tortures two drug dealers into telling him the location of their stash by pelting golf balls at one while using the other's mouth as a tee.
* TrafficWarden: A recurring ButtMonkey played by Rob Brydon. Notably, once a TapOnTheHead fails to knock him out, the whole group of protagonists decides to pummel him instead after one states his [[AcceptableProfessionalTargets hatred for Traffic Wardens]].
* TrappedByGamblingDebts: The plot is driven by Ed's need to pay off a massive gambling debt owed to Hatchet Harry. Harry's hoping to use the debt to force Ed's father to hand over his pub.
* UmbrellaDrink: Served at the Samoan pub to the incredulity of the protagonists. This is also the DrinkOrder of choice for Rory, who not only favors that pub, but drinks those at his headquarters and serves them to guests. Like one of his other food preferences (ice cream bars), it's part of his characterization as [[BunnyEarsLawyer seemingly kind of goofy and ridiculous]] (but actually terrifyingly badass).
* UnskilledButStrong The betting in the pivotal scene makes no sense. Ignoring the fact that Harry was cheating, Eddie correctly believes that Harry is bluffing (he has a weak hand) - it's just that Eddie's hand is ''even weaker''. The ''only'' way he can win is to bluff Harry into folding - or he can cut his losses and fold (losing what he's committed to the pot so far, which would hurt but not be catastrophic). Calling is the ''worst'' thing he can do in the circumstances. And that ignores the fact that a confident gambler who sensed weakness at Brag would "Bet Blind" - bet without looking at his hole cards (it earns you double at Brag), as Harry would not have been able to see what he had. Which all fits in perfectly with the fact that Eddie is absolutely rubbish at cards, but can read a person so well he really ''doesn't'' need to play well.
* UnstoppableRage: Big Chris, for all his ruthless coercion and threatening demeanor, is rather a reasonable chap . . . until Dog takes his son prisoner. He goes full PapaWolf on the man, smashing his head repeatedly in a car door while roaring incoherently.
* WallpaperCamouflage: Gloria blends right into the upholstery, allowing her to get the drop on people twice.
* WeaponForIntimidation: The two muskets are bought purely for intimidation. However, Soap asserts that knives are actually better for intimidation, since they can be used without drawing the police. "Guns for show, knives for a pro."
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: The only characters whose fate is left unclear are Nick the Greek and Winston and his surviving friends. Last we see of any of them, Winston is fleeing with the weed in Rory's van. Alan says that everyone "else" (i.e. not Tom or Big Chris) got arrested, but it's unclear if this refers only to the other three protagonists, or every other character. Certainly, only the former are subsequently seen in custody.
* WideEyesAndShrunkenIrises: Excellent example of this when Eddie realizes that his hand [[OhCrap isn't all that good.]]
* WorthlessYellowRocks: The eponymous shotguns get written off as useless and old by almost everyone who comes into their possession. At the end of the movie, they wind up in the hands of [[spoiler:the four main characters, who also deem them completely worthless and order Tom to dispose of them. Shortly after Tom leaves, they're handed a book that reveals the true worth of the guns to be up to £300,000]] before ending on one of the best CliffHanger endings out there.
* XanatosGambit: When Hatchet Harry cons Ed by cheating in three-card brag and forcing Eddy to borrow money from him or else, Ed then gets in deep by owing a quarter of a million quid. This is all to get vengeance on Ed's dad for beating him in cards years ago. If Ed doesn't pay up, and his dad doesn't bail him out, he gets vengeance by killing Ed, Harry wins. If Ed doesn't pay up, but his dad does bail him out, Ed's dad loses his pub, which he bought with the winnings he got off Harry. Harry wins. If Ed does pay up, he has earned a quarter of a million pounds, which wont be in the hand of Ed or his dad. Harry wins. Pity about the spanner in the works.
* TheYardies: Rory and co. However, they avert the typical "lower class thug" portrayal, instead [[BadassInANiceSuit dressing stylishly]] and having a swanky headquarters.
* YiddishAsASecondLanguage: The film pokes fun at London gangsters not realizing the origins of their slang when Tom assures Nick the Greek that a deal is "kosher as Christmas," to which Nick answers, "Jews don't celebrate Christmas!"
* YouCalledMeXItMustBeSerious: Variation: "What are we going to do, Rory?" "Mister Breaker. Today, my name is MISTER BREAKER."
* YouCanKeepHer: Big Chris offers JD the option of giving up his bar to cover the cost of Ed's debt... to which JD, replies:
-->'''JD''': I do know your reputation. So I choose my words very carefully. You tell Harry... to go fuck himself.
-->'''Big Chris''': Now, [[IllPretendIDidntHearThat I'll put that down to shock]]. Only once.
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"There is one more thing. (beat) It's been emotional."
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