A Shot At Glory
is an unlikely football
film released in 2001, detailing the story of a provincial lower league team's journey to the Scottish Cup Final to play national champions Rangers
Largely publicised in it's home country of Scotland as a Non-Actor Vehicle
for former Rangers striker (and later, manager) Ally McCoist, this low budget enterprise somehow secured the services of comparative Hollywood heavyweights Robert Duvall and Michael Keaton as the manager and chairman, respectively, of the fictional Kilnockie FC. Duvall's baffling attempt
at a Scottish accent is one the film's more endearing
features. He stars as the ageing, old-school manager Gordon McCloud while Keaton plays the club's new American chairman Peter Cameron. Cameron's shake-up of the club includes the signing of legendary former Celtic
striker Jackie McQuillan, played by McCoist. Legendary Scottish actor Brian Cox
also has a small role as the Rangers manager, and Gordon's rival, Martin Smith.
The film also attempted to tackle, in something of a ham-fisted fashion
, the Catholic/Protestant bigotry that exists in Scottish football and society as a whole, with the underlying reason for the Protestant Gordon's dislike for the Catholic Jackie being that he married his daughter.
Much of the supporting cast is made up of recognisable faces from the Scottish game, and fans can enjoy themselves spending much of the film playing spot the player.
This film contains examples of:
- Broken Pedestal: Kelsey is in awe of Jackie, but is swiftly brought down to earth with a bump when he actually talks to him.
- Casting Gag: Ally McCoist plays the part of former Celtic striker Jackie McQuillan, where in real life he played for their hated rivals Rangers.
- A Father to His Men: Gordon is loved by the squad, with the exception of Jackie.
- Gretzky Has the Ball: A lot of the dialogue from commentators, players and coaches will feel stilted and unnatural to football fans. There are also bigger mistakes (or at least, liberties taken), such as the cup semi-finals not being held at neutral venues, the cup final going straight to penalties after 90 minutes with no extra time, and the chairman's somewhat unlikely scheme to relocate a provincial Scottish club to Dublin.
- Insult Backfire: At one point, Jackie drives past a cycling Gordon in his convertible and sarcastically chides him by asking if he has heard of a new invention known as a "car". Gordon calmly replies that the advantage of a bike is that it does not run out of gas at inopportune moments, taking a shot at Jackie's lack of fitness.
- It's Personal: Gordon and the Rangers manager Martin used to be a management team at another club until the former was stitched up and left out of a job by the latter. Martin went on to greater things while Gordon was left to scrabble about the lower divisions.
- Jaded Washout: Zig-zagged. Jackie is something of a cynical jerkwad to just about everyone, but he was actually a very talented player in his day. The cynicism comes from the natural waning of his abilities as he gets older and possibly the recognition that he could have been even better if he hadn't pissed away some of his talent on drink and floozies.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Jackie and Gordon both, to some extent.
- Na´ve Newcomer: The young American goalkeeper, Kelsey.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Brian Cox plays the Rangers manager, Martin Smith, who can be seen as an expy of the former Rangers manager Walter Smith.
- Pet the Dog: The Rangers manager Martin is largely something of a pompous git, but is magnanimous in victory after the cup final.
- Ragtag Bunch of Misfits: Comes as standard with a Scottish football team from the lower two divisions. Jackie is the marquee signing, along with an expensive Italian import who doesn't last long, but the rest are made up of a bunch of experienced grafters and a rookie American trying to break into the British game.
- Team Spirit: Things only get going when Jackie starts to socialise with the rest of the squad instead of being the aloof outsider.
- Tyrant Takes the Helm: Largely averted; Peter does force some signings onto Gordon (a big no-no in British football) and has a hair-brained scheme to move the club to Ireland, but is also open to reason and does seem to have developed an affection for the club and its staff. Overall, he's probably somewhere between a Pointy-Haired Boss and a Reasonable Authority Figure.
- Underdogs Never Lose: Averted. Kilnockie lose the cup final, with Jackie missing the decisive penalty. Peter does relent and keep the club in their home town, though, and in the background of the plot they win promotion to the First Division, so the club have still probably had the most succesful season in their history. Also doubles as Second Place Is for Winners.
- What the Hell Is That Accent?: Robert Duvall gives an all guns blazing attempt at a Scottish accent. The result is truly something to behold, and usually one of only two things people in Scotland remember about the film (Ally McCoist, actor, being the other).