History Fanfic / YukarisOffer

%% *Impaledwith Extreme Prejudice: Meira does this to Sakuya... only to be stabbed in the back by [[UpToEleven dozens of flying knifes.]] They both get better.

%% *NiceHat: It's Touhou, so this is a given, but special mention goes to [[spoiler: Suwako's living hat.]]

* AFateWorseThanDeath: [[spoiler:Yukari's father, as well as Issui no Yume.]]
* AffablyEvil: The Voice may be planning to take over Gensokyo, but she's genuinely pleasant to her followers and [[IGaveMyWord keeps the deals she makes.]]
* AGodAmI: Aside from actual gods, The Voice claims to be one at one point, but it's most likely another lie.
* AnIcePerson: Mai and Cirno.
* AnimateInanimateObject: Suwako's hat
* ArtifactTitle: The story starts with [[TitleDrop Yukari's offer]], then goes on from there with a mostly unrelated incident.
* [[spoiler: ArtificialHuman: Para and Chelri.]]
* BeamOWar: Subverted, instead of beam on beam, [[spoiler: Tenshi]] fired a beam, and [[spoiler: Sariel]] just charged at her trying to break through it.
* BigBad: The Voice.
* BigGood: Yukari.
* BlatantLies: Almost anything The Voice tells anyone is a complete lie, though she tends to be more truthful to [[MoralityPet Tenshi]].
* BloodKnight: Yuuka, though she can be [[AffablyEvil nice]] when she decides not to kill her guests.
* BodyHorror: [[spoiler: Elis's final spell card involves ''her wings ripping open''. Also, Issui's third eye may count.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Yuuka sees both humans and youkai as insignificant, but flowers as her own children.
* CatGirl: Chen and Rin.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Shinki and Yuyuko are both like this.
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Shinki subjects Meiling to horrible torture by... putting her in a room with a bunch of Yukkuris.
* CreatingLife: Shinki created all of her children via magic, and she apparently wrote a book on the subject. Alice also wants to bring her dolls to life. [[spoiler: She succeeds.]]
* DemonicPossession: [[spoiler: The Silent Goddess to Issui No Yume.]]
* Depower: [[spoiler: The Silent Goddess]] used to have a CompellingVoice, but her voice was removed when she tried to TakeOverTheWorld.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Tenshi killed Daiyousei, who promptly came back to live, since she's a fairy. She then made a army of ''every fairy in Gensokyo'' to invade Heaven in revenge.
* DreamLand: Mugenkan. Elly and Yukka can also visit actual dreams from there.
* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler: Yukari's father.]]
* EnemyMine: Meira hates all youkai, but she's perfectly willing to work with Shinki, The Voice, [[spoiler: The Silent Goddess]] or anyone else if she thinks it will help her plans.
* EmotionSuppression: In a very odd example, Suwako seems to have placed all her negative emotions into her hat, making her happy all the time and bringing the hat to life. The worst expression she's shown was a blank expression, while the hat, in contrast, tried to rip someone's face off.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: The Voice outright says this to [[spoiler: The Silent Goddess]], disgusted by some of her actions.
* EvilKnockoff: Meira has the same abilities as Reimu, right down to having "dark" versions of her spellcards. At least, until she pulls out her [[CoolSword sword]]. When Sakuya [[LampshadeHanging points this out]], Meira decides to [[IAmNotLeftHanded fight seriously.]]
* FakingTheDead: Remilia and her friends pull this on The Voice thanks to Sakuya, and [[spoiler: Tenshi later does so on the Celestials.]]
* FantasticRacism: Meira, violently so against Youkai.
* FreudianTrio: Chelsea is Id, Andy is Ego, Shannon is Superego.
* GenreSavvy: Andy is a very big fan of Touhou, and knows what to expect from the people of Gensokyo. More or less.
* GravityMaster: One of The Voice's spell cards pins people to the ground via gravity.
* HealingFactor: Meira, thanks to [[spoiler: The Silent Goddess]].
* HeroicSafeMode: [[spoiler:Issui no Yume]] is constantly in this.
* HuntingtheMostDangerousGame: Yuuka tends to hunt down her guests when they visit her, though she lets them live if they was entertaining enough.
* ImAHumanitarian: Mystia, [[spoiler: at least until she meets Andy.]]
* ImpaledwithExtremePrejudice: Meira does this to Sakuya... only to be stabbed in the back by [[UpToEleven dozens of flying knifes.]] They both get better.
* ItAmusedMe: Why Tenshi went along with The Voice's plan in the first place- she was bored.
* ILetYouWin: Yukari's new Shikigami only win most of their fights because their opponent was holding back. [[JustifiedTrope Justified,]] as said opponents are simply testing them.
* {{Invisibility}}: The Voice can also make people invisible via magic.
* KnifeNut: Chelsea and Madotsuki carry a knife with them at all times, and Sakuya uses them as danmaku.
* KnowledgeBroker: [[spoiler: The Voice is not only aware of just about everyone she could use for her plans, she has just the right persuasion(or in some cases, blackmail) to convince them with. Not that it always works...]]
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: At one point Andy speculates on the possibly of him being in some kind of story.
* LethalChef: Chen being one of these is what starts the story.
* LetsYouAndHimFight: Yukari could have stopped The Voice at anytime, but she didn't because she wanted to see her fight Sariel and Elis first.
* LivingMacGuffin: [[spoiler: Again, Yukari's father.]]
* LivingLieDetector: All satori can read minds, so this is a given. [[spoiler: The Silent Goddess uses Issui No Yume as this, but The Voice manages to get around it anyway.]]
* LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: The Voice claims to be Flandre's father, but reveals to Tenshi later that [[ILied she lied.]]]]
* Magitek: Rika utilizes both magic and technology in her tanks, though she'll never admit it.
* MamaBear: Shinki may let her children do most of the fighting, but if you actually hurt them, you'll feel her [[PhysicalGod wrath]].
* MarionetteMaster: Alice, of course.
* MeaningfulName: [[spoiler: Issui No Yume means "An empty dream".]]
* MusicalAssassin: While they don't kill, the Prismrivers music is [[BrownNote definitely dangerous.]]
* MySignificanceSenseIsTingling: Louise and other magicians in general can sense magic, Meiling and Yukari can both sense energy.
* NiceHat: It's Touhou, so this is a given, but special mention goes to [[spoiler: Suwako's living hat.]]
* OminousPipeOrgan: Yukari plays one while Sariel and Elis fight Tenshi. [[SmugSuper Which really shows how much she cares about the fight...]]
* OneWingedAngel: Sariel's transformation, possibly.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: The Voice, [[spoiler: and later, The Silent Goddess]].
* ParasolOfPain: Yukari and Yuuka use their parasols as weapons.
* PeoplePuppets: [[spoiler: The Voice used a spell to force Flandre to do whatever she wants. It's not that helpful, though, because Flandre can interpet her orders [[LiteralGenie however she likes.]]]]
* PersonOfMassDestruction: Flandre.
* PlayingWithFire: Patchouli, The Voice, and Yuki all use fire magic. Things also spontanously combust around Shinki when she gets angry.
* PowerGivesYouWings: Shinki grows glowing purple wings when she gets serious. Her daughter Elis does the same.
* RedOniBlueOni: Chelsea is Red, Shannon is Blue.
* ResurrectiveImmortality: Fairies never stay dead, but due to their poor memories they don't hold grudges. [[ItsPersonal Well, usually...]]
* RevengeBeforeReason: Meira wants to kill all youkai... even though most of them don't eat people anymore, something she completely ignores.
* SealedEvilInACan: [[spoiler: Yukari's father in Makai, and The Silent Goddess in Former Hell.]] Mima counts as well, though she isn't stuck in a can so much as around the shrine.
* SecretIdentity: It's implied The Voice is hiding her real identity so no one can find her. Yuuka, Yuugi, and Yukari all seem familar with her, however, and she actually told Meira who she is [[JustBetweenYouAndMe in secret to gain her trust]], explaining that:

* ShellShockedVeteran: [[spoiler: Issui No Yume]]
* ShockAndAwe: Iku.
* ShoutOut: Anime/{{Naruto}}, VideoGame/{{Portal}}, WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged, WebAnimation/TheLazerCollection, the list goes on.
* SinisterScythe: All {{Shinigami}} have these. [[AndZoidberg And so does Elly.]]
* SinisterSurveillance: Yuuka can see your dreams...
* SmugSuper: All of the more powerful characters(Yuuka, Shinki) are this to some degree, but [[RealityWarper Yukari]] stands out by refusing to do anything about The Voice's plans in Makai until the last minute. [[JustifiedTrope Justified]] in that Yukari is at best amused by The Voice, can stop her at anytime, and doesn't consider her a threat. [[spoiler: Until she manages to escape from Makai, that is.]]
* SongFic: Characters occasionally break into song, usually Mystia.
* SurveillanceDrone: The Voice can send off parts of her spirit to spy on(and talk to) other people.
* TakeOverTheWorld: [[spoiler: Konngara's]] original plan, though it didn't work.
* ThatLiarLies: As Flandre put it:

* TheCameo: [[VideoGame/YumeNikki Madotsuki]].
* TheGlomp: Chelsea pulls this on Chen everytime she sees her, to Chen's dismay.
* TheMagicVersusTechnologyWar: Rika despises magic, [[HypocriticalHumor despite using it herself]], and fights Patchouli about it.
* TheOneGuy: There are very few [[NominalImportance important]] men in Gensokyo, so they inevitably become this.
* TheSpeechless: [[spoiler: The Silent Goddess]], as the name implies, can't speak. At least, [[DemonicPossession not normally...]]
* TheStrategist: Shannon had shades of this early on, but it doesn't really show until she and Chelsea fight the Prismrivers.
* TheVoice: Tenshi's manipulative ally is never seen, only speaking through [[VoiceWithAnInternetConnection Tenshi's keystone.]]
* TomeOfEldritchLore: Alice's book, which she absolutely refuses to open, because [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity when she does...]]
** [[spoiler: The books Shinki gives Patchouli may also count, judging from the names, like [[CreatingLife The Magic of Creation]] and Summoning Demonic Hordes For Fun and Terror.]]
* WaveMotionGun: Tenshi's Scarlet Weather Rapture, as well as the Master Spark.
* WeCanRuleTogether: The Voice tries this on Yuuka, [[spoiler: but fails utterly]].
* WhatTheHellHero: While they are hardly heroic, [[BigBad The Voice]] is still surprised that the Celestials [[spoiler: are perfectly fine with sacrificing Tenshi]].
* WrenchWench: Rika and Nitori.
* VampiricDraining: The Voice can drain the life force out of other people.
* VillainOverride: Thanks to the Voice's spells, [[spoiler: Flandre]] has to do whatever she says, and while there is [[LiteralGenie room for interpretation]], in the end the Voice still controls her every action.
* VillainTeamUp: The Voice seems to be teaming up with [[spoiler: The Silent Goddess]], but intends to betray her. To a lesser extent, she is also making alliances with various people to take out Reimu, such as [[PoisonousPerson Medicine]] or [[TankGoodness Rika.]]

* SongFic: Characters occasionally break into song, usually [[EnthrallingSiren Mystia]].

* EnthrallingSiren: Mystia's singing can be... [[CompellingVoice compelling]].

''Yukari's Offer'' is a {{VideoGame/Touhou}} fanfic by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2660507/Metroid-Life Metroid Life]]of Fanfiction.net. The story starts when Chen destroys Yukari's kitchen, despite Ran's attempts to stop her, leading Yukari to seek out a new [[UsefulNotes/{{Onmyodo}} Shikigami]] to keep an eye on her. [[RuleofThree She ends up with three]], [[TheKirk Andy]], [[TheMcCoy Chelsea]], and [[TheSpock Shannon]]. After this, Yukari thinks that everything will [[TemptingFate go back to normal]], but soon she finds out about a [[HereWeGoAgain new incident]] caused by Tenshi and her [[TheVoice mysterious helper]]...

''Yukari's Offer'' is a {{VideoGame/Touhou}} fanfic by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2660507/Metroid-Life Metroid Life]]of Fanfiction.net. The story starts when Chen destroys Yukari's kitchen, despite Ran's attempts to stop her, leading Yukari to seek out a new [[{{Onmyodo}} Shikigami]] to keep an eye on her. [[RuleofThree She ends up with three]], [[TheKirk Andy]], [[TheMcCoy Chelsea]], and [[TheSpock Shannon]]. After this, Yukari thinks that everything will [[TemptingFate go back to normal]], but soon she finds out about a [[HereWeGoAgain new incident]] caused by Tenshi and her [[TheVoice mysterious helper]]...

* ShoutOut: Anime/{{Naruto}}, VideoGame/{{Portal}}, WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged, TheLazerCollection, the list goes on.

* KnowledgeBroker: [[spoiler: The Voice is not only aware of just about everyone she could use for her plans, she has just the right persuasion(or in some cases, blackmail) to convince them with. [[WrongGenreSavvy Not that it always works...]]]]

* TheCameo: [[YumeNikki Madotsuki]].

* EmotionSuppression: In a very odd example, Suwako seems to have placed all her negative emotions into her hat, making her happy all the time and bringing the hat to life. The worst she's ever gotten was a blank expression, while the hat, in contrast, tried to rip someone's face off.

* De-power: [[spoiler: The Silent Goddess]] used to have a CompellingVoice, but her voice was removed when she tried to TakeOverTheWorld.

* ShoutOut: {{Anime/Naruto}}, {{VideoGame/Portal}}, DragonBallAbridged, TheLazerCollection, the list goes on.

* VilainOverride: Thanks to the Voice's spells, [[spoiler: Flandre]] has to do whatever she says, and while there is [[LieralGenie room for interpretation]], in the end the Voice still controls her every action.

* TheOneGuy: There are very few men in Gensokyo, so they inevitably become this.

* BlatantLies: Almost anything The Voice tells anyone is a complete lie, though it tends to be more truthful to [[MoralityPet Tenshi]].

* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler:Yukari's father.]]

* EvilKnockoff: Meira has the same abilites as Reimu, right down to having "dark" versions of her spellcards. At least, until she pulls out her [[CoolSword sword]]. When Sakuya [[LampshadeHanging points this out]], Meira decides to [[IAmNotLeftHanded fight seriously.]]

* SealedEvilInACan: [[spoiler: Yukari's father in Makai, and Konngara in Former Hell.]] Mima counts as well, though she isn't stuck in a can so much as around the shrine.

* TomeOfEldritchLore: Alice's book, which she absolutlely refuses to open, because [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity when she does...]]

* VillainTeamUp: The Voice seems to be teaming up with [[spoiler: The Silent Goddess]], but intends to betray her. To a lesser extent, it also is making alliances with various youkai to take out Reimu, such as Medicine or Rika.

* VoiceForTheVoiceless: [[The Silent Goddess]] forces [[spoiler: Issui No Yume]] and Meira into this role.

* [[Magitek]]: Rika utilizes both magic and technology in her tanks, though she'll never admit it.