Unexpected by Elzz is a Death Note AU Crack Fic in which L will never catch Kira...
Unexpected provides examples of:
- Didn't See That Coming: Light chokes to death on potato chips.
- Exact Words: "L will never catch Kira."
- I Can't Believe It's Not Heroin!: Ryuk with his apple withdrawals.
- Pride Before a Fall: Right before the ending Light was gloating in his mind about how it's all too easy to deceive everyone and that L will never catch him.