'''Pretty Cure - Balls to the Wall!''' is a ''Franchise/PrettyCure'' fanfiction and a fanseries by {{Tropers/Snark}}. The story follows a Pretty Cure duo with a Sun/Moon theme (and an eventual SixthRanger) in their battle against Hitler and his army of Moon Nazis, the Fourth Reich. It can be found [[http://community.livejournal.com/precurebttw here]].

On 30 April 1945, UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler, the Lord of Darkness, was found dead, having committed suicide alongside his wife, Eva Braun. Or so the world thought. In fact, it was not the body of Hitler at all that was discovered, but that of a double. The real Hitler had left this Earth long before. In 1943, the Angel of Death, Josef Mengele, and a team of Nazi superscientist had discovered a new powersource, one with infinite potential; the [[MacGuffin Star Keys]], powerful artifacts that would allow their wielders to harness the limitless power of the stars.

Desiring this power, Hitler set into motion his greatest plan; he would leave Germany in the hands of a trusted body double, and journey alongside a trusted group of followers to the darkness of space to secure the Star Keys. From their base of operations on the Moon, Hitler and his minions learned of the [[MagicalLand Garden of Stars]], whose inhabitants lived in peace while guarding the Star Keys. Without mercy or remorse, Hitler and his Moon Nazis attacked the Garden of Stars, all but destroying the once idyllic paradise. However, before he could steal all the Star Keys, he was faced with a power the likes of him had never seen; the Legendary Warriors, Pretty Cure. After many great battles, Hitler finally defeated the Legendary Warriors, but by the time he had done so, the surviving residents of the Garden of Stars had escaped, along with several of the Star Keys.

As fate would have it, [[SeriesMascot Fuupy and Buupy]], holders of two of the Star Keys, made their way to Earth, where they encourntered two girls, [[CloudCuckooLander Hanamura Hayase]] and [[{{Jerkass}} Kaneda Kaede]]. With no other alternative available to them, Fuupy and Buupy granted the girls the power of Pretty Cure, giving birth to a new generation of Legendary Warriors. Now, as [[BarrierWarrior Cure Luna]] and [[LightningBruiser Cure Solar]], Hayase and Kaede defend the world against the dread forces of Hitler and the Fourth Reich!

A character sheet can be found [[Characters/PrettyCureBallsToTheWall here]].

!!This fanfic contains examples of:

* UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler: The BigBad of the series.
* AffablyEvil: When not conquering worlds for the Fuhrer, [[DarkMagicalGirl Dietricha]] is probably the nicest and most ethical member of the cast.
* AffectionateParody.
* AlliterativeName: [[OverlyLongGag Hanamura Hayase, Kaneda Kaede, Dietricha Degenhardt, Asano Akane, Kurihara Kazuhiro, Kurihara Kyosuke...]]
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Amongst Hitler's many crimes are instigating WWII, destroying entire planets and forcing Nazi moon children to learn lucha libre.
* BarrierWarrior: Cure Luna is ''meant'' to be this. Hayase [[HotBlooded didn't get]] [[LeeroyJenkins the memo]].
* BigBrotherIsWatching: The Fourth Reich have a particularly extravagent method of this, by reflecting a giant Swastika off the surface of the moon.
* BrainwashedAndCrazy: Dietricha, who tragically wiped out her friends and family on the planet Gobotron.
* CloudCuckooLander: Hayase, who was more concerned over coming up with a "superhero name" for her Pretty Cure alter ego, rather than the fact that Hitler had effectively declared war on Earth.
* ClusterFBomb: There's plenty of swearing from several characters, including the Cures ''and'' (as seen in episode 2) their teacher.
* DarkMagicalGirl: Dietricha, otherwise known as Cure Reich, is a Nazi Pretty Cure.
* FranchiseKiller: Invoked. WordOfGod states in the introductory note of episode 1 that this would have killed the Pretty Cure franchise if it had been an actual series.
* GodwinsLaw: Of course this would pop up sooner or later--''Nazis'' are characters, for crying out loud!
* GottaCatchThemAll: The [[MacGuffin Star Keys]].
* InNameOnly: The author seems to know full well that Space Nazis ain't ''Pretty Cure'', and staved off potential flames with an introduction that personally acknowledges that this would have been the series that killed the franchise.
* JerkWithAHeartOfJerk: Kaede. She punches [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter mascots]] in the face.
* KickTheDog: Even the ''good guys'' do this a lot, with Kaede being the worse dog-kicking machine of the Cures.
* MacGuffin: The Star Keys. Later, the Pretty Cure Matrix of Leadership.
* ManchurianAgent: Dietricha, when she was sent to Gobotron.
* MaskedLuchador: Herr Mystico is a rare Nazi variant.
* SeriesMascot: Fuupy and Buupy.
* ShoutOut: Practically defines the entire fic. Among them are:
** [[Manga/TheLegendOfKoizumi Moon Nazis]].
** [[TransformersGeneration1 The Pretty Cure Matrix of Leadership]].
** [[WesternAnimation/ChallengeOfTheGoBots Gobotron]].
* SixthRanger: [[spoiler:Dietricha/Cure Reich]]. This really shouldn't surprise you.
* StupidJetpackHitler: Amongst the Nazi arsenal are a moon castle, spaceships, the ability to turn the face of the moon into a giant Swastika and a [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking wrestling ring]].
* ThoseWackyNazis: Pretty much runs on this.
* VillainByDefault: They're ''NAZIS'', what did you expect?