This fanfic contains examples of:
- Anatomically Impossible Sex: Anne Maria has sex with nearly anyone she comes across.
- Common Mary Sue Traits: Anne Maria's long name and overly-detailed fashion make it even more obvious she is a Mary-Sue.
- Crunchtastic: "Deliciously" is used when Anne Maria finds a piece of gum on the floor in Chapter 3.
- Meaningful Name: The "Nicole" and "Polizzi" come from reality star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.
- One-Scene Wonder: Jane Lane from [[Western Animation/Daria]]
- Out of Character: Just about everyone mentioned in the story.
- Overly Long Name: Anne Maria.
- Troll Fic: The awful spelling and other evidence combine to make this obvious.
- Unexplained Recovery: Duncan, Ebony, Jasmine, Jo, Chris, and Anne Maria herself.